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John LeFevre's 2018 Edition of How to Be A Man

Posted on 12/18/18 at 3:16 pm
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
20706 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 3:16 pm
LINK

Some good stuff here:

Ignore the boos. They usually come from the cheap seats.

Stop talking about where you went to college.

If someone breaks into your house, shoot to incapacitate first, then fire a shot into the ceiling. Tell the cops the first shot was a warning shot.

If riding the bus doesn’t incentivize you to improve your station in life, nothing will.

You don’t have to like baseball, but you should understand what ERA means. Approach life similarly.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60078 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 3:18 pm to
1. Learn to weld
Posted by jkylejohnson
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2016
15222 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 3:18 pm to
Step 1: Don't read books where other men tell you how to alpha.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 3:19 pm to
Ironic article, considering John LeFevre looks like a child in his photo.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50923 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 3:20 pm to
Couple of nuggets our President could benefit from:

quote:

Ignore the boos. They usually come from the cheap seats.


quote:

You probably use your phone too often and at the wrong moments.


Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106022 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 3:21 pm to
Read the OT. Pay special heed to the wisdom of baws and operators.
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
10964 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 3:29 pm to
quote:

If someone breaks into your house, shoot to incapacitate first, then fire a shot into the ceiling. Tell the cops the first shot was a warning shot.

If someone breaks into your house, shoot to kill. In Louisiana, there is no need for a warning shot.
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 3:31 pm to
Really good read. Appreciate you sharing.
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
3237 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 3:39 pm to
I like these two:

Time is too short to do your own laundry.

Do 50 push-ups, sit-ups, and dips before you shower each morning. (Or some equivalent of this)

But this shite here is weakness:

You can get away with a lot more if you’re the one buying the drinks.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 3:47 pm to
quote:

If someone breaks into your house, shoot to incapacitate first, then fire a shot into the ceiling. Tell the cops the first shot was a warning shot
Something that is never taught. You shoot to kill
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3760 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 3:50 pm to
How to be a man in 2018:

Believe you’re a man
Posted by Neauxla_Tiger
Member since Feb 2015
2131 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

quote:
If someone breaks into your house, shoot to incapacitate first, then fire a shot into the ceiling. Tell the cops the first shot was a warning shot.


quote:

If someone breaks into your house, shoot to kill. In Louisiana, there is no need for a warning shot.


Wait, so some states require a warning shot?? That's retarded if it's true. Sorry, but if a burglar is a threat to my family I'm not shooting a fricking hole in my ceiling first (and probably shooting out the water heater with my luck) just to be "fair" to the burglar.
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
4229 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 4:49 pm to
"Feigning unpretentiousness is worse than being pretentious."

This guy needs to follow his own advice. Whoever he is.

Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24170 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 4:54 pm to
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