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re: Jets run on 90% compressed air and jet fuel is a hoax

Posted on 8/22/25 at 12:32 pm to
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11092 posts
Posted on 8/22/25 at 12:32 pm to
You poor retarded soul
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
29731 posts
Posted on 8/22/25 at 12:35 pm to
Has to be one of the stupidest things i've ever read in my life.
Posted by Galactic Inquisitor
An Incredibly Distant Star
Member since Dec 2013
18452 posts
Posted on 8/22/25 at 12:43 pm to
I can't imagine being retarded enough to believe all that.
Posted by chaso
clinton ms.
Member since Aug 2006
3217 posts
Posted on 8/22/25 at 12:44 pm to
That's what ran all of my planes ran on...until the big gliders came out ??
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
52898 posts
Posted on 8/22/25 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

I don’t smell anything on planes but the Indians


Planes don’t run on compressed air or jet fuel. But rather on curry
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
52898 posts
Posted on 8/22/25 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

My whole F-14 Tomcat career was a lie.


It must have been annoying to have to return to the carrier just to keep up appearances
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
28158 posts
Posted on 8/22/25 at 1:01 pm to
quote:

It must have been annoying to have to return to the carrier just to keep up appearances

Never could get the hang of landing.
Posted by Breaux
Member since Nov 2005
4488 posts
Posted on 8/22/25 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

You can’t possibly be this stupid


He just proved it, not sure what else he needs to say.

quote:

I bet you think the Earth is flat too


No doubt!
Posted by BoardReader
Arkansas
Member since Dec 2007
7367 posts
Posted on 8/22/25 at 1:56 pm to
The sad thing isn't that people can believe what the OP was discussing.

It is that there is a vast population who is capable of seeing how absolutely absurd the compressed air idea is while talking, and in the same breath will accept that jet fuel can't melt steel beams, when it is equally as absurd a proposition.
Posted by Breaux
Member since Nov 2005
4488 posts
Posted on 8/22/25 at 2:30 pm to
Tina Zimmermann's X account tells me all I need to know about you and her.

Any day now, baw. Flat earth and JFK Jr will be revealed soon.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133252 posts
Posted on 8/22/25 at 2:38 pm to
quote:

For one, that tank is a hell of a lot bigger than 60,000 gallons.



But a meme on the internet said different!


Get your "math" and "geometry" out of here, witch
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100320 posts
Posted on 8/22/25 at 5:46 pm to
Then why does it explode when they crash?
Posted by CitizenK
BR
Member since Aug 2019
13790 posts
Posted on 8/22/25 at 8:25 pm to
If you believe this you have no brain
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104278 posts
Posted on 8/22/25 at 8:30 pm to
WAKE UP PEOPLE
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
2835 posts
Posted on 8/22/25 at 8:37 pm to
quote:

i heard jetliners were propelled by bees.


Bees aren't real.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26095 posts
Posted on 8/22/25 at 9:05 pm to
OP dumb as shite
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30023 posts
Posted on 8/22/25 at 9:26 pm to
Proclamations like this are almost always based on a small number of grains of truth.

The stoichiometric ratio of jet fuel is probably in the 14:1 to 15:1 range and turbo fans probably run at multiples meaning FAR more air than fuel. They run extremely lean. So it is fair say a turbo fan runs on 90+% air. Your car runs on ~85% air.

A high-bypass turbofan engine probably is more like 1000:1 but the majority of the air does not go into the combustion chamber it bypasses it. That air is compressed by both the plane moving through the air and the fan. So it is accurate to say a high-bypass turbofan engine "runs on" 99.9% compressed air. BTW the majority of their thrust comes from the bypassed air.

The overall statement is correct but his understanding of the facts and conclusions made from them are incorrect. If it weren't for the jet fuel there would be no compressed air, and they certainly can't carry enough compressed air to meet the needs.

I never know if these CT people are just ignorant or are actually fishing with some twisted facts to catch the ignorant. I think this one may be the latter.
This post was edited on 8/22/25 at 9:53 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133252 posts
Posted on 8/22/25 at 9:31 pm to
Wait until they find out about RAMJETs and SCRAMJETs
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
60429 posts
Posted on 8/22/25 at 10:09 pm to
As a matter of fact, jets do run on over 90% compressed air…and the gasoline engine in your vehicle does too…

Don’t twist the facts into something thst they aare not, though.
Posted by dallastigers
Member since Dec 2003
9445 posts
Posted on 8/22/25 at 10:28 pm to

The first picture under the tweet is an ifunny meme. The tweet has a laughing emoji. I have never seen anyone post this before much less think it’s being serious.
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