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re: Jessica Simpson now way too skinny and has ugly Botox injected lips [NSFWish]

Posted on 8/30/22 at 2:28 pm to
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
23491 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 2:28 pm to
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Gimme thick Jessica back. Please. She needs help.



She was CHONK!

Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
17530 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 2:32 pm to
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She was CHONK!


Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
5154 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 2:33 pm to
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Absolutely. No one wants to screw a skeleton.


Have you seen what half this board considers "fat"? There are plenty that would.
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
36442 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 2:33 pm to


Wendy Peffercorn has aged terribly

Is this in Austin on Lake Travis?
This post was edited on 8/30/22 at 2:34 pm
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
24378 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 2:33 pm to
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She was CHONK!


All day, every day over the bag of bones.
Posted by foosball
Member since Nov 2021
2218 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 2:34 pm to
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It’s really sad what our society and media does to these women. Judgment will not be kind to us.


She has no one to blame but herself
Posted by CincinnatiTiger
Cincinnati, OH
Member since May 2010
904 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 2:36 pm to
Dibs on death pool ‘23
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
79740 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 2:37 pm to
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Never realized she had a jacked up grill



Prob rotting her teeth from meth or vomiting.
Posted by MightyYat
StB Garden District
Member since Jan 2009
25029 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 2:39 pm to
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She was CHONK!


She looked better chunky. She looks ridiculous now.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
82238 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 2:41 pm to
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too skinny for her bone/body type


This is really it. Weight wise, she probably isn't any smaller than Kate Beckinsale, but Kate is a petite girl who was never thick or curvy naturally.

Even when thin and younger, Jessica was curvy and muscular naturally. So even if she's technically within a healthy weight for her height, she looks sickly now.

The black swimsuit photo someone posted on the last page is a little better. She should lose the creepy too-long hair and strange facial expressions.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
79740 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 2:42 pm to
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And all y'all frickers are hating on Lizzo for going against the grain. Shameful.


Probably because she stands up there and acts like she oppressed when that bitch has never missed a meal.

Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
36364 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 2:43 pm to
I'm perfectly fine bagging a woman on the back end i couldnt get in her prime
This post was edited on 8/30/22 at 2:45 pm
Posted by brgfather129
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Jul 2009
17337 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 2:47 pm to
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All day, every day over the bag of bones.


Perhaps...but below the knee she was built like Jan Stenerud and I can't look past that.
Posted by Babewinkelman
Member since Jan 2015
1360 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 2:49 pm to
this in Austin on Lake Travis?

Looks like Lake Mead. She was exposed by the low water level.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
19118 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 2:50 pm to


The GOAT of them all.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
25890 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 2:50 pm to
No longer sexual napalm.
Posted by NOSTRODAMUS
Prairieville/Dutchtown
Member since Dec 2003
16630 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 2:53 pm to
I’ll never understand why women do that to their lips. “Oh honey, your lip job looks fantastic!”, Said nobody.
Posted by BZQ
Member since Aug 2022
127 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 2:56 pm to
I will never understand why women do that to themselves. It's not attractive at all.
Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
Member since Nov 2021
4214 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 2:57 pm to
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
25714 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 2:58 pm to
Thats either:

Cancer
Ka Kane or
Meth
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