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Jelly Bean Etiquette

Posted on 4/3/19 at 2:18 pm
Posted by TigerDude80
METRY
Member since Nov 2007
1950 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 2:18 pm
Do you eat one Jelly Bean at a time or take a handful and enjoy all the different flavors?

I personally take a handful and enjoy the flavors. I know I'm a fatty....
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 2:19 pm to
I only eat black jelly beans
Posted by vuvuzela
Oregon
Member since Jun 2010
14663 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 2:19 pm to
frick Jelly Beans
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59341 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

I only eat black jelly beans



about as cool as a handjob on a honeymoon
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

about as cool as a handjob on a honeymoon


what if it's someone else's honeymoon?
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20234 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 2:21 pm to
I like to strategically group certain flavors together to make wonderful flavor combinations
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
4229 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 2:22 pm to
Did they come out of a bowl? If so, it doesn't matter, they're all covered in fecal matter.
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
46419 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 2:22 pm to
I personally take a handful and throw back the shitty black ones back in the bag.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42714 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 2:33 pm to
I was gonna call you a fat arse...

But you already did
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 2:41 pm to

This post was edited on 4/3/19 at 2:42 pm
Posted by 610man
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
8335 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 2:43 pm to
Once you go black.....
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
6580 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 2:45 pm to
i will eat more than one at a time but only the same flavor goes together.
Posted by Tiny Rick
In a vat in the garage
Member since Jan 2016
1517 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 2:45 pm to
I usually sort all the jelly beans by color. This is usually done to identify the various flavors on the back of the box. Once the whole bag is sorted I carefully place a trash can at the end of the table and swipe all those bastards into the can. Then I open a Reese’s Peanut Butter Egg and enjoy.
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3760 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 2:49 pm to
Handful.

And people who see me do it usually call me a savage, or some such nonsense.
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14969 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 2:52 pm to
Individually except the licorice and cinnamon ones taste great together. Also I pick out the popcorn ones because they're just hideous.
This post was edited on 4/3/19 at 3:28 pm
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12642 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 3:06 pm to
“Step right up and guess how many jelly beans are in the jar!”

Ah, come on man. Let me just have some. Here, you try to guess how many I want. If you said a handful, you are correct.
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
18375 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 3:21 pm to
Handful all mixed together.
Posted by jrowla2
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
4179 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 3:21 pm to
The only right thing to do is throw away the black ones as you get them and eat them by about 15 at a time, hopefully in a good assortment.

Picking which ones you eat isn’t right. One at a time I’ll forgive.

Same with trail mix. Don’t be picking picking at them and selecting. Get a handful and throw it in your mouth.
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 3:26 pm to
I like sneaking some candy corn into the Jelly Belly jar here at the office. Most people love the surprise.

Buttered Popcorn Jelly Bellies + Real Candy Corn is an OMG, world shakingly amazing combination.

I tend to eat one flavor at a time or make a specific combo like the above. Grabbing a handful of rando is savage.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 4/3/19 at 3:48 pm to
quote:

quote:

about as cool as a handjob on a honeymoon
what if it's someone else's honeymoon?

frick the haters.
#blackjellybeanz4lyfe
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