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Jehovah's witnesses are out knocking on doors
Posted by mpar98 on 11/24/17 at 10:14 am20
Fyi if youre in the mood to discuss life being God's greatest gift to us
re: Jehovah's witnesses are out knocking on doorsPosted by Upperdecker on 11/24/17 at 10:15 am to mpar98
They about to witness my dick when I open the door naked
re: Jehovah's witnesses are out knocking on doorsPosted by NIH on 11/24/17 at 10:25 am to Upperdecker
They'll be the first ones to see it other than you since the 80s
re: Jehovah's witnesses are out knocking on doorsPosted by shutterspeed on 11/24/17 at 10:30 am to mpar98
Fun Fact: Michael Jackson had a disclaimer added to the beginning of the Thriller video because he was a Jehovah's Witness.
I just had a strange encounter with them last week.
Pulled up to the boat launch at 5:20AM heading to the duck blind when a Prius full of them pulls right up to our truck. One gets out and hands me a pamphlet and says "It's now the holiday season, don't forget that the greatest gift was given to you by God." After that he just got back in the car and they drove off.
Pulled up to the boat launch at 5:20AM heading to the duck blind when a Prius full of them pulls right up to our truck. One gets out and hands me a pamphlet and says "It's now the holiday season, don't forget that the greatest gift was given to you by God." After that he just got back in the car and they drove off.
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re: Jehovah's witnesses are out knocking on doorsPosted by Godfather1 on 11/24/17 at 11:05 am to mpar98
Invite them in to help out with the Black Mass you're celebrating.
re: Jehovah's witnesses are out knocking on doorsPosted by Upperdecker on 11/24/17 at 11:08 am to NIH
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They'll be the first ones to see it other than you since the 80s
It’s called a mirror bro
re: Jehovah's witnesses are out knocking on doorsPosted by TheHarahanian on 11/24/17 at 11:10 am to mpar98
Dammit, I don’t have any candy.
re: Jehovah's witnesses are out knocking on doorsPosted by damnedoldtigah on 11/24/17 at 12:00 pm to mpar98
They can talk with my dog while she is ripping their balls off them.
You could also tell them you worship Satan.
You could also tell them you worship Satan.
re: Jehovah's witnesses are out knocking on doorsPosted by celltech1981 on 11/24/17 at 12:18 pm to mpar98
I had some jump out their vehicle while i was weed eating the front ditch and they waved until i stopped. One handed me and pamphlet and I said thanks but I am atheist. He asked if I read the bible, I said yes that is why I am atheist. They left.
re: Jehovah's witnesses are out knocking on doorsPosted by Perfect Circle on 11/24/17 at 12:35 pm to mpar98
Just tell 'em you're Southern Baptist; they'll be in a hurry to move on.
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