Jehovah's witnesses are out knocking on doors

They about to witness my dick when I open the door naked

Ask them why they think you should die instead of having a blood transfusion

Fun Fact: Michael Jackson had a disclaimer added to the beginning of the Thriller video because he was a Jehovah's Witness.

I just had a strange encounter with them last week.

Pulled up to the boat launch at 5:20AM heading to the duck blind when a Prius full of them pulls right up to our truck. One gets out and hands me a pamphlet and says "It's now the holiday season, don't forget that the greatest gift was given to you by God." After that he just got back in the car and they drove off.

I have a few religious texts, 8 always go out there trying to talk about Islam or Hindi. Now I have Dianetics, let's see who wants a free thetin scan.

Invite them in to help out with the Black Mass you're celebrating.

Dammit, I don’t have any candy.

I had some jump out their vehicle while i was weed eating the front ditch and they waved until i stopped. One handed me and pamphlet and I said thanks but I am atheist. He asked if I read the bible, I said yes that is why I am atheist. They left.

Just tell 'em you're Southern Baptist; they'll be in a hurry to move on.

I wish they would knock on my door. Just give me a reason, motherfrickers!