JBE 2/9/21 - 21 more days of modified phase 2

Optimistic Prediction: He moves us back to Phase 3 on 2/17

Pessimistic prediction: He keeps us in Phase 2+ for 2 weeks past MG

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Pessimistic prediction: He keeps us in Phase 2+ for 2 weeks past MG

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At least.

All metrics are indicating we should move to the next phase, but we have already shown that we are incapable of properly handling freedom, therefore he must keep us in this current phase for another 4 weeks. If we can prove to him that we have changed, then he will consider moving us to the next phase in 8 weeks.

frick that slimy cocksucker!

These things still happen?

When does the phase two crap expire? And is this to extend it again? Sigh.

Just two more weeks guys

Public health emergency
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Be a good neighbor
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Take the vaccine
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Melinda Deslatte
@MelindaDeslatte
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@LouisianaGov
isn't the only official getting his COVID-19 vaccine shortly.
@Louisiana_sos
will be getting his first dose, along with several Edwards cabinet secretaries. #lalege #lagov

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8 weeks.

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Nah. Gotta stay in Phase 2 to avoid the (checks calendar) St. Patrick's Day spike.

Melinda Deslatte
@MelindaDeslatte
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@LouisianaGov
says more people in Louisiana have received the COVID-19 vaccine than have tested positive. (Though many more people probably have contracted the coronavirus disease than have been tested.) #lalege #lagov


Melinda Deslatte
@MelindaDeslatte
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@LouisianaGov
says of the vaccine dose he'll get shortly: "I have been looking forward to this day for some time .... For me, quite frankly, waiting hasn’t been easy." #lalege #lagov
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Melinda Deslatte
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Nearly 1.2M people in Louisiana (out of 4.6M residents) are eligible for the coronavirus vaccine. Edwards defends not broadening access further: "If you prioritize everybody, you really don’t prioritize anybody." #lalege #lagov