Started By
Message

re: I’ve never seen so much bad golf score points at Top Golf..

Posted on 7/11/19 at 1:24 pm to
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
131436 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 1:24 pm to
Ive only witnessed 1 hole in one. One of my baws scalded it but it managed to jump over a bunker, hit the pin and drop in from 140 yards

So even shitty shots occasionally get rewarded
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6226 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 1:27 pm to
The cucumber basil coolers are to die for.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19147 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 1:27 pm to
My three wood would hit the back net
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19945 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

I’ve never seen so much bad golf score points at Top Golf..


That's nothing. Went to go ride go-carts the other day. Never seen so many shitty kid drivers. This one lil fig was just giggling and laughing and barely even paying attention. Coming into the home stretch and he fricking clips me, then this lil bitch that was drafting me the last 2 laps finally gets her opening. End up coming in fricking 3rd. Doubt that place is ever gonna get my business again.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122060 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 1:28 pm to
I went there for the first time a few months ago. There were 5 teenage guys on side of us. They came in with their own golf clubs, etc.. And they started hitting the ball and everyone started watching them.

It was like they were preparing for the am tour. I don't think they were playing and trying to hit it in the spots where you score, they were just getting some reps in.

But i'd say the average person who goes play at top golf isn't the most experienced golfers so why is this funny?
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

Ive only witnessed 1 hole in one. One of my baws scalded it but it managed to jump over a bunker, hit the pin and drop in from 140 yards



Yeah, only one I've witnessed he yanked it hard left, hit a tree and it dropped right into the cup. 130ish yard and he was hitting a 7 iron. Some random I got put in a group with back in college at the Bama course. He said he had never even made a birdie in his life.
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
15306 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 1:31 pm to
Ok tiger woods
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
16604 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 1:32 pm to
Any real golfer knows Top Golf is a sham.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17709 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

Hit a 3 wood 50 yards and watch it roll another 100 yards... POINTS!

Do it over and over for 20 shots and you win.


I bank shotted a wicked slice off the net and into the blue for 27pts
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17709 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

Any real golfer knows Top Golf is a sham.



it's entertainment, not serious golf.
Posted by T Dan
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
147 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

I’ve never seen so much bad golf score points at Top Golf..


Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

130ish yard and he was hitting a 7 iron.


What a pussy
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

I’ve never seen so much bad golf score points at Top Golf..


Top Golf is basically a fun park for adults. Calm down and let people have some fun.
Posted by Helo
Orlando
Member since Nov 2004
4801 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 1:39 pm to
Ever gone bowling on a Friday, Saturday night?
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
16604 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 1:40 pm to
So getting rewarded for terrible performance should be embraced and enjoyed?
Posted by ssgtiger
Central
Member since Jan 2011
3283 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

Watched a dude hit 180-200 yard huge slices over and over again with the driver, but I guess he was getting points. He kisses the driver head when he was done like he was some new found long drive champion. All of his buddies didn’t know anything about golf either so they were worshiping him like he was going to be a pro or something.



That didn't happen
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

So getting rewarded for terrible performance should be embraced and enjoyed?


Sure, why not?

It is Top Golf...not the country club.

Do you go to Main Event on Saturday night with your pro equipment and laugh at the people bowling gutter balls but still having fun?
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
70928 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 1:43 pm to
Still not as bad as a buddy, who still ended up shooting 115 or so, hit his massive banana slice into a 280 yard par 4 and drain it off the tee with everyone in his group and the group ahead of him witnessing it.

frick that guy.
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58513 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

Hit a 3 wood 50 yards and watch it roll another 100 yards... POINTS!

Do it over and over for 20 shots and you win.
you know i had an Old man jump into a 3some one time and we all laughed at that first tee box when he line drived the ball down the fairway that rolled a good bit. around 200yrd.

Then he did it again and again... and whipped our arse.
This post was edited on 7/11/19 at 3:20 pm
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

What a pussy



That's what I thought at the time, but he was just such a newb at the game he didn't know distances with his clubs. On one hole he thought he could hit his 5 iron 220 yards.
first pageprev pagePage 2 of 4Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram