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re: Its my birthday, and I’m having a kid next week. Roast me.

Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:34 pm to
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139207 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:34 pm to
Arse's kid is like a Zulu coconut. Brown on the outside, white on the inside
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102327 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:34 pm to
No more BJ’s is the start. Sorry bawness.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86677 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:35 pm to
You can teach me how to drink liquor and I’ll teach you how to drink craft beer
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19183 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:35 pm to
Congrats. Give that baby a good name, Jussie will do
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59570 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:35 pm to
I RA'D

Asre account has been hacked no pics and no mind blown paragraphs to read.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51571 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:35 pm to
Who did you roofie?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139207 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:36 pm to
Arse's wife is like the octomom. She's had 80 fingers inside of her at once
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:36 pm to
She’s gonna love the slow jamz
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16022 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:37 pm to
I think you're funny and a good poster

I miss you when you're banned
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:38 pm to
I love you guys. Without the rant, my life would be normal.
Posted by gadknot
Reality
Member since Jul 2005
37306 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:38 pm to
How fat are you?
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:41 pm to
5’7” 240

Husky
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139207 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:42 pm to
Arse's wife is like a night out at Lafite's. Rubbing against trash for 4 hours just to end the night with a dirty wiener down your throat at 4 am.
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 8:43 pm
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24169 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:42 pm to
Happy Birthday, Baw. Sorry you're gonna be going through a dry spell. Take a nap now. You will miss naps.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16022 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:43 pm to
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5’7” 240

Husky



Well built
Posted by MF Doom
I'm only Joshin'
Member since Oct 2008
12037 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:43 pm to
Yo remember
If your child doesn't get a boner while sucking on your wifes titties, he's probably gay
Posted by gadknot
Reality
Member since Jul 2005
37306 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:45 pm to
5’7 240? Do you feel like shite all the time?
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:52 pm to
quote:

Yo remember
If your child doesn't get a boner while sucking on your wifes titties, he's probably gay


What if my daughter doesn’t have a penis?
Posted by MF Doom
I'm only Joshin'
Member since Oct 2008
12037 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:55 pm to
quote:

daughter


Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 2/21/19 at 9:04 pm to
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This post was edited on 2/22/19 at 5:05 am
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