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It's a Trap Isn't It?

Posted on 7/5/22 at 2:10 pm
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49678 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 2:10 pm
Eastern European Girlfriend says I can have a side piece because she doesn't think she satisfies me in bed. One of my meds makes it hard to finish:rimshot: and she blames herself.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 2:11 pm to
Sounds like she'll do what she thinks she needs to to get that green card
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54315 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 2:11 pm to
She's just trying to get you to donate some tanks and RPGs and shite.
Posted by Long Ball Larry
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2021
1388 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 2:11 pm to
first sign that you've been Jody'd baw...
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67111 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 2:11 pm to
She wants cover so she can continue getting f$&ked by Jody (or Jodiscivitz) with the approval of her conscience.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 2:11 pm to
She's only offering because she is doing the same.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65712 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 2:12 pm to
quote:

Eastern European Girlfriend says
We are going to need pics, maybe it is her?
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
3537 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 2:12 pm to
What was in the mail order contract that you signed when you agreed to bring her over?
Posted by Iron Lion
Sipsey
Member since Nov 2014
11812 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 2:13 pm to
She's had a side piece for awhile. She's telling you to find a side piece for a reason.
Posted by Vamos Brandonos
Member since Mar 2022
1021 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

One of my meds makes it hard to finish


And you still can't satisfy her? Damn that's pathetic.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12716 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

Girlfriend


Posted by Newrow
Member since Oct 2017
946 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

Mingo Was His NameO


I thought you were golfing.
This post was edited on 7/5/22 at 2:16 pm
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

I thought you were golfing


On my way there now
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13375 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

get that green card


After she gets that card she's gone.
This is after you get some unknown STD from her.
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
6987 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 2:18 pm to
sounds like she really wants that green card marriage
Posted by Original Corn Pop
The public pool
Member since Nov 2020
547 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 2:20 pm to
Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
40552 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 2:22 pm to
I last an insane amount of time since I started Zoloft
Posted by BhamBlazeDog
Birmingham
Member since Aug 2018
3768 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

Eastern European Girlfriend

quote:

hard to finish


You sure you aren't gay?
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
4439 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

I last an insane amount of time since I started Zoloft


Try taking Gabapentin. You may never finish.
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
16006 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 2:25 pm to
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