It’s 8:00 and my kid still isn’t up

This is why my father-in-law kept flash bangs and tear gas in the cupboard.

Maybe you should go check on him. Hope he’s ok.

Mine slept to 6

I slept in one Christmas, my Dad woke me up by throwing shoes at me

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This is why my father-in-law kept flash bangs and tear gas in the cupboard.

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Back in a time when men were men.

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Ours did the same, I think it's because we told her not to get up at night because she'd catch Santa.

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Ha. Yeah we were telling my sisters little girls that at dinner after church last night. Apparently though the young one has been hiding in the bathroom "pretending to go potty" lately. Sister is "transitioning" her to a big girl bed, and she is scared of it for some reason. We ended up having to tell her she couldnt do that in case Santa had to make a pitstop, and use the bathroom. Seemed to kind of "work" in her little brain until the older one said "but we have 7 bathrooms, why would he use hers?". Arghhhhhhhh kids are a blessing....ha

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we have 7 bathrooms, w

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subtle brag and way too many ""

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7 bathrooms

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subtle brag and way too many "

That's 1 outhouse, 2 doors and 4 windows

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Is that really what you poors are focusing on? Would it make yall feel better if I said she was exaggerating, and it's more like 6 and half as one is a half bathroom??

My oldest was up at 4:30 and we told her to go back to bed. I took the dogs downstairs @ 5:30 to find her laying on the floor next to all the gifts.

Torture making her wait an hour for her sissy to wake up.

They are now having a blast with all their stuff.

We have a 3 year old still sleeping upstairs at 9:30, while everyone else is up cooking breakfast, showering, playing music, etc. I can’t believe it.