It's 1am and there's a f***ing mocking bird outside that won't shut up

Listen to the mocking bird

It’s mocking you

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How do I kill it?

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“Atticus said to Jem one day, "I’d rather you shot at tin cans in the backyard, but I know you’ll go after birds. Shoot all the blue jays you want, if you can hit ‘em, but remember it’s a sin to kill a mockingbird." That was the only time I ever heard Atticus say it was a sin to do something, and I asked Miss Maudie about it. "Your father’s right," she said. "Mockingbirds don’t do one thing except make music for us to enjoy. They don’t eat up people’s gardens, don’t nest in corn cribs, they don’t do one thing but sing their hearts out for us. That’s why it’s a sin to kill a mockingbird.”
-Harper Lee

Look on the bright side. You don't have to shell out for a diamond ring now.

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How do I kill it

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Just crush up an Ambien in some bird seed.

Truman Capote told us you can’t kill them

What’s worse? The noisy mockingbird or an Aggie or Sooner in your ear?

Noise canceling headphones

Next time it’s asleep, get a friend to come over and do this to it until it dies.

I sleep with earplugs. My wife doesn't. She had to endure a mockingbird for several months because she's stubborn. Such is women.