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re: It is time for a gender neutral Mike the Tiger

Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:09 am to
Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
7445 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:09 am to
quote:

Sadly, this would still not be good enough for these people.


"These people" being the totally fictional and made up people in this satirical article.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76146 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:20 am to
How about "Mikelbr the Tiger"?

We can agree that he's not conventional.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18919 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:22 am to
Well, I thought the interview by the sixth year interdisciplinary studies student made the whole thing seem plausible.
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
12229 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:23 am to
More importantly, the new mascot should identify as a tiger.

It would be a disgrace if LSU had a bulldog for a mascot who happened to be born a tiger.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45512 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:30 am to
Shouldn't we let the tiger decide it's gender identity for itself?
Posted by bigrob385series
B. Aura
Member since May 2014
2636 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:33 am to
don't care what sex the tiger is,but we should put "gender neutral" students in his cage so they can end all doubt.
Posted by mglsu21
Prairieville
Member since Jun 2012
1277 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:37 am to
quote:

just realized this has to be a joke


The article on the side titled "Elizabeth Warren placed in timeout for talking to a man" was a little bit of a hint that this was satire. If that didn't do it then "5 beautiful rings to get your favorite masturbating hand this valentine's day" was the dead giveaway.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70125 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:41 am to
What is interdisciplinary studies?

Is that the new word that's replacing general studies?
Posted by 4WHLN
Drinking at the Cottage Inn
Member since Mar 2013
7644 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:42 am to
why do we even give these people the time of day? Seriously

quote:

Hayden Pointer, Senior at LSU


Someone needs to find this Tinkerbell and punch him in his ovaries.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34932 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:50 am to
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You have to remember: this mascot…this Mike character, was created by an old, outdated patriarchal society of penises





How can the stupid fricks expect to be treated like normal people with quotes like this... Jesus Christ these 'people' are ignorant
Posted by RedFoxx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6823 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 9:14 am to
quote:

Make Mike the Tiger stand right up and roar, ROAR!

Make Michelle the Tiger stand right up and roar, ROAR!


Make Mike the Tiger stand right up to pee.

Make Michelle the Tiger sit right down to pee.
Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
7445 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 9:42 am to
quote:

the interview by the sixth year interdisciplinary studies student made the whole thing seem plausible.


6th year Interdisciplinary Studies students don't give interviews. If they cared that much about anything specific, they probably wouldn't be interdisciplinary studying.
Posted by lsubuddy
houma, la
Member since Jul 2014
5008 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 11:32 am to
It wasn't a lady named Sally or Mindy or etc. It wasn't a lesbian or gender neutral person that founded the whole thing back in the 30's. It was a guy named Mike. He's named to honor him so leave it alone!!
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
40148 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 11:34 am to
Lol at all the snowflakes melting over a satirical article
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
40148 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 11:39 am to
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How can the stupid fricks expect to be treated like normal people with quotes like this... Jesus Christ these 'people' are ignorant


It's almost like they aren't even real people at all. Shameful!
Posted by tigerfan88
Member since Jan 2008
9268 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 11:47 am to
Gotta love threads like this that separate people with critical reading skills from those who glance at headlines and fly into a Trumpian outrage
Posted by Eauxs Eaux Face
Member since Dec 2016
288 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 11:47 am to
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Benji Maxwell, sixth year student and Interdisciplinary Studies major at LSU


His parents must be so proud ...

Whoops assumed his/her/whatever else there is gender
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