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It is July 1st. Don't go to the hospital.

Posted on 7/1/16 at 6:05 pm
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77990 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 6:05 pm
Congrats to all the new interns who started today.

Welcome.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 7/1/16 at 6:05 pm to
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
11051 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 6:08 pm to
interns don't kill people, lazy attendings kill people.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77990 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 6:09 pm to


A truer statement has never been uttered.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53964 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 6:09 pm to
I thought Scruffy was going to mention the expanded Medicaid as well.
LINK
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20643 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 6:09 pm to
It's also Canada Day.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77990 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 6:11 pm to
quote:

Canada Day.

Suicide isn't counted in the statistics.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20643 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 6:13 pm to
What's the difference between a doctor and an intern?

The intern is quicker at using Google.
Posted by SouthboundandDown
Member since May 2016
2 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 6:18 pm to
My dad passed away due to it being over Christmas and New Years. Not July 4th but same issue. Staff delayed treatment until they returned from their vacation.
Posted by Notro
Alison Brie's Boobs
Member since Sep 2011
7941 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 6:19 pm to
But I just gots my Medicaid and I wanna use it.....
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16268 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 6:22 pm to
Time for those young females that wanna play doctor
Posted by Womski
Squire Creek
Member since Aug 2011
2762 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 6:25 pm to
I see you still have time to dick around on the internet all day.

Doctors are the biggest scam out there.
Posted by Whatafrekinchessiebr
somewhere down river
Member since Nov 2013
1720 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 6:30 pm to
quote:

My dad passed away due to it being over Christmas and New Years. Not July 4th but same issue. Staff delayed treatment until they returned from their vacation.




Sorry to hear that about your dad but I think you may have missed the point. July 1st is when the new crop of interns start. I am pretty sure his post reffers more to the inexperience of the interns rather then the Holliday weekend itself.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 6:48 pm to
frick


I have to work tonight. Peds unit gets a new rotation of interns every month though.....so the 1st of the month is always scary cause you never know what kind of interns you will get. But July 1st just takes that to whole other level.

I'll either get the intern that wants to be a superhero and have me do a million labs on a poor child just so he/she can cover their bases and look good....OR...I'll get the skiddish one that says "let's just wait and see what the day team says" when I ask for Tylenol for a kid with a fever.
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10385 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

Congrats to all the new interns who started today


Oh great. I love to spend my time correcting orders.
Posted by CSB
Member since May 2014
1228 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 6:58 pm to
quote:

It is July 1st. Don't go to the hospital.


Do hospitals take food stamps?
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 7:01 pm to
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
21754 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 7:03 pm to
Yep

My wife said her new resident is an idiot.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77990 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 7:04 pm to
quote:


I see you still have time to dick around on the internet all day.



Scruffy got off at 6. Long day in the NICU with new interns.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17460 posts
Posted on 7/1/16 at 7:04 pm to
Scruffy speaks truth.
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