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It is estimated that Santa’s sleigh weighs 353 thousand tons.

Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:22 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
6574 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:22 pm
So… traveling at 650 miles per second would create such an enormous friction, that Santa and his reindeers would burst into flames. You understand? Like the meteor entering the atmosphere.

This is a scientific fact.

This post was edited on 12/24/23 at 9:30 pm
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:23 pm to
Posted by yakster
Member since Mar 2021
1337 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:25 pm to
“Fact”. Most overused word in the last few years. Most of the time it’s false. Now “Santa”, I think your on to something there
Posted by AmIDonut
Member since Jan 2022
132 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:27 pm to
Must be carrying your mom to be that heavy?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:28 pm to
Posted by jbird7
Central FL
Member since Jul 2020
5233 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:30 pm to
lol I watched this earlier
This post was edited on 12/24/23 at 9:31 pm
Posted by MemphisGuy
Member since Nov 2023
3128 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:34 pm to
quote:

his reindeers would burst into flames


He'd also need about 354,000 reindeer to pull the sleigh.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62884 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:36 pm to
He's magic, dummy.

Plus he can skip basically the entire Middle East. Do your calculations factor that in, smart guy?
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120235 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:42 pm to
Jet fuel cant burn steel

This is a scientific fact
Posted by BeepNode
Lafayette
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Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:43 pm to
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This post was edited on 12/31/23 at 11:46 pm
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
89837 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:44 pm to
frick your facts.
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:46 pm to
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:48 pm to
It's magic, bro.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:51 pm to
That is not how magic works.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:51 pm to
quote:

Plus he can skip basically the entire Middle East. Do your calculations factor that in, smart guy?


He also already hit some of Europe on the 6th.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53844 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:52 pm to
This is gonna spread CWD worldwide now. Santa is going to be feeding the naughty list kids to the zombie reindeer this time next year.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62884 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:54 pm to
It all checks out if you just crunch the numbers. OP is a loser and doesn't know shite.
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
14256 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:56 pm to
quote:

Santa’s sleigh weighs 353 thousand tons

How much less would it weigh if his elves didn’t wrap all the presents?

Everyone knows they do. Every. One.
Posted by scrooster
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Member since Jul 2012
37612 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:59 pm to
That's bravo sierra .... everyone knows that there is a black hole in Santa's bag that allows him to reach through and grab a gift, as needed, from another universe in a different dimension where the North Pole actually exists.

Thus ... sleigh weight is relative, subjective and completely dependent upon the space time continuum as the package is being pulled into this universe as his sleigh is passing over a given home where g0od children reside.
Posted by ZZTIGERS
Member since Dec 2007
17069 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:05 pm to
Pablo Escobar would laugh at these numbers. The CIA & DEA even laugh more at what they traffic in…
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