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re: Israel has now blown up thousands of walkie talkies in Lebanon

Posted on 9/18/24 at 11:24 am to
Posted by Itismemc
LA
Member since Nov 2008
4786 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 11:24 am to
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Messenger pigeons are next.


Mossad will hire Randy Johnson
Posted by Lokistale
Member since Aug 2013
1323 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 11:27 am to
Won't it be funny that this had nothing to do with Israel, but Lebanon had just gotten a shitty batch of cheap pagers from China sweat shops?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71777 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 11:29 am to
Posted by RandomPoster
Member since Sep 2024
248 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 11:34 am to
So the terrorists had a special order for walkie talkies such that Israel knew they would not end up in the hands of children or other innocents? Trying to understand the logistics here.
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
6046 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 11:34 am to
The pagers were brand new. They switched to pagers because they were concerned Israel was listening to their phone calls.

Well, Israel apparently listened about the pagers and got in the supply chain. Now that the walkie talkies are blowing up it’s back to the phones so Israel can listen again.

I would be shocked if Israel doesn’t launch an offensive within 48 hours.
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
52910 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 11:35 am to
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
19997 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 11:35 am to
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“New reports of exploding forks in Hezbollah meeting locations across Lebanon”


Goats would be better
Posted by clownbaby
beezwacks not yours
Member since Jan 2009
1075 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 11:38 am to
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Goats would be better


Take away their communications and love interests. Not a bad plan
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71777 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 11:39 am to
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So the terrorists had a special order for walkie talkies such that Israel knew they would not end up in the hands of children or other innocents? Trying to understand the logistics here.

Hezbollah, being a terrorist organization, isn't ordering shite for the general public......particularly items that can be used in their terror plots.
Posted by bluedragon
Birmingham
Member since May 2020
9026 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 11:41 am to
What a concept from Mossad .....

Ball less Hezbollah Terrorists ........

I can see the reaction now ......the meeting broke up with the concept introduced and the laughter is building to a roar as each report shakes the hallways of the Mossad offices.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19186 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 11:43 am to
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I wonder what the code was to set off the pagers?




Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
43947 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 11:45 am to
How did Israel get explosives into their walkie talkies and pagers?
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
27563 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 11:46 am to
So much for old school tech being safer.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71777 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 11:46 am to
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How did Israel get explosives into their walkie talkies and pagers?

Jew magic.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103139 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 11:46 am to
They’re going to have their pigeons blowing up on them soon at this rate.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
43947 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 11:47 am to
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Kind of makes carrying a cell phone everywhere seem dangerous. I hope this isn't the new thing.


Time to bring back pay phones!

ETA: On second thought, using a pay phones would make people be stationary targets for drones.
This post was edited on 9/18/24 at 11:55 am
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71777 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 11:48 am to
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
52285 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 12:06 pm to
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so I understand, the technology is now available to remotely make walkie talkies blow up?
That tech has been around for a century.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
52285 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 12:11 pm to
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And the ones who don't die will now be identified.
they were probably already identified.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
76546 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 12:13 pm to
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I'd probably hang up the ole jihad for good at that point. Become a farmer or something.


You could be a pimp for some camels?
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