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Posted on 7/26/23 at 6:42 pm to stout
She's not too big for me but I'm too small for her.
Posted on 7/26/23 at 6:43 pm to stout
Too thick for?? One time? Marrying? What?
Posted on 7/26/23 at 7:39 pm to Jake88
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snuggling in a cabin during winter, she'll do for autumn and winter.
grandpa always said "find you a thicc girl, she'll keep you warm in the winter and you can rest in her shade in summer"
Posted on 7/26/23 at 7:52 pm to stout
Little too much on that one.
If she was dressed right to fool drunk me…… probably so.
If she was dressed right to fool drunk me…… probably so.
Posted on 7/26/23 at 7:52 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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Not thick enough. Pass.

Too thick for me, but ONS, why not. She is cute though
Posted on 7/26/23 at 8:26 pm to stout
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Her name is Marissa Duboi for research purposes
she'll be 250lbs < 5yrs
Posted on 7/26/23 at 8:56 pm to stout
Perfect for me. Then again I’m not a homosexual.
And some advice for the young bucks. Marry a girl with strong and healthy genetics. Your kids won’t make the travel ball team if you marry a fricking twig.
And some advice for the young bucks. Marry a girl with strong and healthy genetics. Your kids won’t make the travel ball team if you marry a fricking twig.
This post was edited on 7/26/23 at 9:08 pm
Posted on 7/26/23 at 9:04 pm to Dragula
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she'll be 250lbs < 5yrs
She can't be too far off now.
Posted on 7/26/23 at 9:25 pm to Traveler
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Does she play offense or defensive lineman?
Offensive and defensive linemen need mommas, too.
She's perfect if she's like 5'-10".
Posted on 7/26/23 at 9:47 pm to stout
Yes,
I would smash, but not go out with her
I would smash, but not go out with her
Posted on 7/26/23 at 9:52 pm to stout
Hell naw. That's what I need. 1 chin, no cankles, good to rock.
Posted on 7/26/23 at 10:04 pm to stout
She's strictly hand job and blow job material ... maybe threesome material. You can get her off with big hands, like mine, and she'll be mega appreciative.
Posted on 7/26/23 at 10:06 pm to scrooster
She’s fat but i’m easy. I’ve done worse
Posted on 7/26/23 at 10:29 pm to Don Quixote
quote:That's a good one.
grandpa always said "find you a thicc girl, she'll keep you warm in the winter and you can rest in her shade in summer"
Posted on 7/26/23 at 10:45 pm to Don Quixote
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grandpa always said "find you a thicc girl, she'll keep you warm in the winter and you can rest in her shade in summer"
Just her thighs would block out the sun like a solar eclipse.
Posted on 7/26/23 at 10:51 pm to terd ferguson
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That's pretty much perfection IMO

Posted on 7/26/23 at 11:01 pm to stout
Include my vote of too thick. 

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