is this the best video in the history of everything?

Alpha.

lol grown-arse man running away from a pelican with his kid instead of shooing it off

that kid's already fricked

frick that bird

ill cook and eat his arse

I was hoping for him to spread his wings at someone for a "come at me bro" moment.

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And they said our State Bird was a Pussy

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No they said your state IS a pussy

Or we grab the bird and have him walk out before the players.

time to flap

Awesome