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Is there ever a corporate speaker that doesn’t open with this line?
Posted on 11/13/17 at 4:04 pm
Posted on 11/13/17 at 4:04 pm
“Good Morning!”
*mumbles of ‘Good Morning’*
“Oh we can do better than that! GOOD MORNING!”
Instant hatred ensues.
Hate that frickin shite.
*mumbles of ‘Good Morning’*
“Oh we can do better than that! GOOD MORNING!”
Instant hatred ensues.
Hate that frickin shite.
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Posted on 11/13/17 at 4:05 pm to JumpingTheShark
As long as they're paying me to sleep, I don't care how the speaker opens up.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 4:06 pm to JumpingTheShark
#dadjoke
Posted on 11/13/17 at 4:07 pm to upgrayedd
I was inspired by the dad joke thread for sure
Posted on 11/13/17 at 4:09 pm to JumpingTheShark
Don't work for other people. Work for yourself. Problem solved.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 4:10 pm to JumpingTheShark
Anytime you see "Dynamic speaker" in the brochure you are in trouble. Dynamic means crowd interaction and group discussion.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 4:12 pm to JumpingTheShark
quote:
Instant hatred ensues.
Hit the nail on the head.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 4:20 pm to JumpingTheShark
Just once I want to hear one of these schmucks go:
“Good Morning!”
*mumbles of ‘Good Morning’*
"Ah f--k y'all too then"
“Good Morning!”
*mumbles of ‘Good Morning’*
"Ah f--k y'all too then"
Posted on 11/13/17 at 4:22 pm to JumpingTheShark
The funniest part of that is that the second good morning is always the same as the first, and the speaker says “that’s more like it!” 
Posted on 11/13/17 at 5:31 pm to JumpingTheShark
One time I went to this free lunch as long as you listen to a motivational speaker meeting. I wolfed down the fried chicken in no time and then was left with nothing to do but listen to this boring putz. About five minutes in, he says, “I’ll give anyone a dollar to go grab me some water”.
I used that as an opening to bolt so I shot up out of there under the implication I was getting him some water and never went back. Good chicken.
I used that as an opening to bolt so I shot up out of there under the implication I was getting him some water and never went back. Good chicken.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 5:34 pm to JumpingTheShark
Yes, plenty of them. are you attending self help, get rich quick, or some kind of ponzi scheme seminars?
This post was edited on 11/13/17 at 5:36 pm
Posted on 11/13/17 at 5:35 pm to JumpingTheShark
Fred Leblanc was the speaker?
Posted on 11/13/17 at 5:36 pm to JumpingTheShark
A page out of the Jim Halpert How to Give a Great Speach playbook.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 5:38 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
quote:
es, plenty of them. are you attending self help, get rich quick, or some kind of ponzi scheme seminars?
We have suppliers come in for our sales meetings and do it too. It’s not just for shitty seminars.
Posted on 11/13/17 at 6:00 pm to JumpingTheShark
Posted on 11/13/17 at 6:51 pm to JumpingTheShark
Anything is better than
"Webster's dictionary defines..."
"Webster's dictionary defines..."
Posted on 11/13/17 at 6:53 pm to JumpingTheShark
quote:
Instant hatred ensues
Posted on 11/13/17 at 7:06 pm to PhillipJFry
Salesman of northeastern Pennsylvania, I ask you to rise once more and be worthy of this moment in history!! (Bangs podium).
Posted on 11/13/17 at 7:12 pm to JumpingTheShark
Lou Holtz usually just spits on the front row to get it out of the way.
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