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Is there anyway to prove who gave you the flu?

Posted on 2/13/18 at 9:53 am
Posted by Kujo
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Posted on 2/13/18 at 9:53 am
Like does the virus leave any markers of it's former host it used to replicate itself before being passed to another?

Say someone came into sick and sneezed over everyone, and a few days later 10 co-workers are out sick with the flu, is there anyway to tell if they all got it from the same source?
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
52649 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 9:55 am to
Yeah, take saliva tests and check out the toilet seats to see who licks them while you're at it.
Posted by Duke
Dillon, CO
Member since Jan 2008
36494 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 10:05 am to
quote:

Say someone came into sick and sneezed over everyone, and a few days later 10 co-workers are out sick with the flu, is there anyway to tell if they all got it from the same source?



Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23562 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 10:06 am to
You planning a class action lawsuit or something? Geez. Take time off. Recover. Move on.
This post was edited on 2/13/18 at 10:08 am
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77714 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 10:07 am to
It can only be proven if you die. I'm willing to risk finding out if you go ahead and pass.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138858 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 10:10 am to
Posted by canteen
Member since Dec 2017
779 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 10:13 am to
wish i could get the flu

id love a week off to lay on the couch and watch netflix all day

lethal weapon marathon baw
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37680 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 10:17 am to
The technology exists but unless you are dealing with an ebola outbreak no one would bother.
Posted by glorymanutdtiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2012
4611 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 10:19 am to
Trust me you don't want the flu. You won't be watching netflix if you get Flu. You will be begging god to make it go away
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 10:21 am to
Some people can handle pain better than others.
Posted by canteen
Member since Dec 2017
779 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 10:22 am to
yeah that was a joke lol

two of my kids had it and it was pretty bad

i got real nervous after reading about kids dying from it
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32445 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 10:27 am to
I’d guess whosever dick you sucked last?
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
40527 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 10:29 am to
Jeez Petty Crocker, take the day off and let it go
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 2/13/18 at 10:35 am to
quote:

Kujo


Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 11:53 am to
quote:


Say someone came into sick and sneezed over everyone, and a few days later 10 co-workers are out sick with the flu, is there anyway to tell if they all got it from the same source?

Depends. Was the john someone that only liked the way you nibbled on his dick or someone who preferred variety?
This post was edited on 2/13/18 at 11:57 am
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 11:55 am to
pretty sure the flu doesnt carry specific host DNA tracers but you can put a gun to everyones head until someone confesses to it
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70472 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 11:57 am to
It isnt the person that gave it to your coworkers fault.

It is the fault of whomever gave it to your coworker.

And whomever gave it to him.

And on

And on

On

On
On
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
92380 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 11:58 am to
Who is the person in your avi?

That's the most punchable face I've EVER seen.
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
15388 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

does the virus leave any markers of it's former host it used to replicate itself before being passed to another?


No
quote:

Say someone came into sick and sneezed over everyone, and a few days later 10 co-workers are out sick with the flu, is there anyway to tell if they all got it from the same source?


Only logic and reason.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30514 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 12:24 pm to
Your mom gave me the flu

Dick Flu
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