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Is There A Surer Thing Than Opening A Jar Of Peanut Butter That Says "No Stir"

Posted on 5/28/18 at 7:00 pm
Posted by SLafourche07
Member since Feb 2008
10055 posts
Posted on 5/28/18 at 7:00 pm
And knowing it's going to be the goopiest fricking peanut butter you've ever seen inside?


I honestly didn't even know peanut butter ever needed to be stirred until my wife started buying "Natural" No Stir Peanut Butter.


ETA: InB4 your mom
This post was edited on 5/28/18 at 7:02 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198034 posts
Posted on 5/28/18 at 7:01 pm to
this is as much an age old dilemma as the whole guilty/innocent thing


thanks for making us think
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66533 posts
Posted on 5/28/18 at 7:03 pm to
i like peanut butter on the side with pancakes or waffles

sometimes i just mix pb and syrup. then add honey nut cherrios.
Posted by lsubuddy
houma, la
Member since Jul 2014
5009 posts
Posted on 5/28/18 at 7:06 pm to
Peanut butter on one slice , marshmallow creme on the other slice of toast . Omg what a sammich !
Posted by ruzil
WNC
Member since Feb 2012
18465 posts
Posted on 5/28/18 at 7:21 pm to
quote:

until my wife


Pic of the wife in shrimp boots. You know how this works.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
39239 posts
Posted on 5/28/18 at 7:23 pm to
quote:

like peanut butter on the side with pancakes or waffle


Make a peanut butter n jelly sammach using waffles for bread.

You’re welcome
Posted by bogart
Member since Dec 2013
1381 posts
Posted on 5/28/18 at 7:24 pm to
It's either an oily mess or dry as a bone. I'm about to go back to the original PB with all the additives.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34330 posts
Posted on 5/28/18 at 7:28 pm to
quote:

sometimes i just mix pb and syrup. then add honey nut cherrios

Dip your Oreos in pb
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 5/28/18 at 7:28 pm to
You shouldn't have pets.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
42608 posts
Posted on 5/28/18 at 7:30 pm to
I've never heard of no stir peanut butter. I've been eating Jif most of my life and it comes out fine straight out of the jar.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24356 posts
Posted on 5/28/18 at 7:31 pm to
PB that you have to stir sounds like something you get at the all natural store.

I don’t go there because I like food that tastes good.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20385 posts
Posted on 5/28/18 at 7:32 pm to
I kind of like me an Elvis Special. Peanut butter and bananas sandwich. Sometimes I'll drizzle a bit of honey on it if the bananas are not quite black ripe.
Posted by the paradigm
Moon Township, PA
Member since Sep 2017
5417 posts
Posted on 5/28/18 at 7:35 pm to
Fluffernutter FTW


if you’ve never had one, you haven’t lived
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
70121 posts
Posted on 5/28/18 at 7:38 pm to
Yeah, I was gonna start a thread on this. Natural peanut butter that is not runny or concrete. The best I have found is one of the Trader Joe's varieties (Valencia) that is somewhere in between when you put it in the fridge. But, if you really want it right, I guess Jif/Skippy/Peter Pan is the way to go.
Posted by the paradigm
Moon Township, PA
Member since Sep 2017
5417 posts
Posted on 5/28/18 at 7:45 pm to
quote:

Elvis Special


You forgot the bacon, and it’s gotta be grilled
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 5/28/18 at 7:45 pm to
thanks for making my health insurance premiums go up you fat fuk
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 5/28/18 at 7:55 pm to
You know the guys in those peanut factories blow loads in all those bottles.

Source: used to pay $15 a night to blow loads into no stir peanut butter jars at the factory
Posted by Tiger in NY
Neptune Beach, FL
Member since Sep 2003
31666 posts
Posted on 5/28/18 at 8:54 pm to
Peter Pan Natural. Problem solved. Made of peanuts, non hydrogenated oil (which is the bad part of normal PB), and sugar, not High Fructose Corn Syrup.
Posted by gorillacoco
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
5328 posts
Posted on 5/28/18 at 9:06 pm to
I have a peanut butter mixer that you put on top of the jar. It’s got like a crank handle to stir the peanut butter.

I agree it’s a pain in the arse but I’ve come to like the smuckers natural pb better than the old jif pb.
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22546 posts
Posted on 5/28/18 at 10:23 pm to
Peter pan is disgusting. Jif is the best. Fight me if you think otherwise.
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