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Is there a stomach bug going around?

Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:18 am
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
36631 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:18 am
Woke up this morning and haven't been able to get off the toilet.


I'm not sure how there's much more left in there, but its like the Energizer Bunny: just keeps going and going.


Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:19 am to
Are you posting from the toilet?
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
36631 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:21 am to
I'll be doing a lot from the toilet today if this morning is any indication
Posted by Buck Magnum
Springdale
Member since Dec 2003
11895 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:22 am to
I saw one pumping gas yesterday so the bugs are out and about.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52582 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:22 am to
Seems like it has been going around for a while now. The majority of my family had it for Christmas
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71179 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:23 am to
Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:24 am to
quote:

Are you posting from the toilet?


He is now puking in the tub or puking in the toilet and shitting down his own leg.

Yes, a stomach bug is going around. It won't last long, but that shite is violent (no pun intended). Just get some sleep, some liquids, and wear tighty whities, preferably in a darker color.

Eta: Man Pon
This post was edited on 1/17/19 at 6:33 am
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
36631 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:27 am to
quote:

Just get some sleep, some liquids, and



My dad's cure-all is already in efffect: ibuprofen and Powerade.




Posted by biggsc
Member since Mar 2009
34777 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:27 am to
Drink plenty of Ginger Ale and eat Saltine crackers
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:31 am to
Ibuprofen? Why? You have a fever?

Ibuprofen can upset your stomach more.

Better clean your phone (with alcohol wipes)if you are posting from the toilet. Otherwise your phone is now covered with the germs that made you sick and can more easily be spread to others. (Touch your phone, then touch something else, etc)
This post was edited on 1/17/19 at 6:32 am
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
36631 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:34 am to
quote:

Ibuprofen? Why? You have a fever?

Ibuprofen can upset your stomach more.




That's his go to for everything.


The man's an Internal Medicine speacialist, so I tend to listen to him.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:38 am to
Well I hope you feel better soon.
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:39 am to
Pretty sure it’s always going around
Posted by PortHudsonPlaya
Houston
Member since Jul 2017
3170 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:40 am to
Are you fat?

What’s your diet like?

Do you poison yourself with medicine every time you don’t feel 100%?
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26441 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:41 am to
Put your butt plug in. Problem solved.
Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:43 am to
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52582 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 6:59 am to
quote:

That's his go to for everything.
sounds like my grandpa and his robitussin
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
36631 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 7:00 am to
quote:

Put your butt plug in. Problem solved



You ever try to cap off a running water hose?


That option is no longer viable.
Posted by porkrind
Hog Jaw
Member since Apr 2012
950 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 7:30 am to
The ibuprofen is a good idea. Me and all my co-workers had this and the impending fever is awful.
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 1/17/19 at 7:35 am to
get a cork
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