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Is there a more natural habitat than Starbucks for the Karen population?

Posted on 10/9/20 at 6:57 am
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
25208 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 6:57 am
Had some time this morning and ran in Starbucks and witnessed not one but 2 Karens complaining loudly about their pastries not being in stock.

I'd hate to be that miserable of a bitch going through life
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32714 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 7:00 am to
I go to Starbucks probably 3-4 days a week. Never seen a Karen.
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
25208 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 7:00 am to
I went to the one in Lakeview. That's probably why honestly
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 7:01 am to
Well... you’re there.
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
37596 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 7:01 am to
No

But nice try at being edgy

Gender queer overlords usually populate Starbucks
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65747 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 7:01 am to
You are the male equivalent.

Whining from a Starbucks.
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
25208 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 7:02 am to
Ha! Joke's on you I'm no longer there
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18913 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 7:04 am to
Some talented soul should do a YouTube video like the old Mutual of Omaha wildlife videos where they describe in hushed tones the Wild Karen in her natural habitat along with video of these women in various settings.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39155 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 7:05 am to
If it puts the pastries on it's fricking menu, it has the pastries for sale.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
99091 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 7:06 am to
Depends on the Starbucks.

The one in Target? Yes. Especially when they release their mug/tumbler collections (that they don't get in stand alones).

In a standalone? Not so much. Mine is usually overrun with high school kids from the school next door so I just use the drive-thru.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39155 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 7:07 am to
quote:

describe in hushed tones the Wild Karen in her natural habitat


Should they include the part where Jim comes out and wrestles them down?
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 7:09 am to
Starbucks is always out of shite. Either their inventory system sucks or the management.
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
73146 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 7:11 am to
Karens only go to starbucks inside of Targets, also pizza hut express to feed their cranky hangry 3 year olds mid shopping trip.

Basic Beckys go to Starbucks
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
58901 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 7:11 am to
Starbucks must use witchcraft because I’ve never seen so many people go apeshit over such meh coffee. Take the diabetes flavoring out of their drinks and it’s just not really good coffee by itself. I fashion it the McDonalds of Coffee houses.

This post was edited on 10/9/20 at 7:15 am
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37547 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 7:14 am to
I fee like Karen has morphed into meaning any white woman that complains.
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
24361 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 7:16 am to
I got hooked on it during quarantine and still go every day. I go in to get in and am amazed at 1. The people that work there, it seems like they must be flown in from Seattle and live in the store and 2. The amount of shite people talk to the staff about everything

Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113972 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 7:17 am to
I would say Facebook is more of their natural habitat, while I don't have a FB account, people send me screen shots of shite people post and it is simply amazing.

One thing I have learned is that if someone is called a Karen there is a chance they will lose their shite.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58361 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 7:18 am to
quote:

I'd hate to be that miserable of a bitch going through life



I’d feel bad for the men who married them, but they did that to themselves.
Posted by highpockets
Lafayette
Member since Feb 2015
1895 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 7:20 am to
Starbucks or any coffee shop is for betas
Posted by Clockwatcher68
Youngsville
Member since May 2006
6908 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 7:20 am to
quote:

I go to Starbucks probably 3-4 days a week. Never seen a Karen.



Only possible if YOU are the local Karen.
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