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Is Schlitterbahn (New Braunfels) better than blue bayou?

Posted on 2/2/15 at 5:54 pm
Posted by Asgard Device
The Daedalus
Member since Apr 2011
11562 posts
Posted on 2/2/15 at 5:54 pm
The last two water parks I visited seemingly catered to people of the low socio-economic variety.

Is Schlitterbahn like that?

Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
52818 posts
Posted on 2/2/15 at 5:56 pm to
I made the mistake of going there a couple of years ago and it was full of gangs and trash.
Posted by jose canseco
Houston via Houma via BR via NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
5667 posts
Posted on 2/2/15 at 6:01 pm to
Haven't been in about 10 yrs but the few times I went was a lot of fun
Posted by NOSTRODAMUS
Prairieville/Dutchtown
Member since Dec 2003
16211 posts
Posted on 2/2/15 at 6:04 pm to
I used to work in New Braunfels. The entire area is worth the trip. ALL water parks have lots of trash. If you want to avoid it go to Atlantis.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63406 posts
Posted on 2/2/15 at 6:05 pm to
quote:



Is Schlitterbahn like that?




It's the Schlit.
Posted by clept
Pittsburgh
Member since Jul 2011
390 posts
Posted on 2/2/15 at 6:08 pm to
Yes, its better than Blue Bayou...
Posted by lsufanintexas
Member since Sep 2006
5011 posts
Posted on 2/2/15 at 6:21 pm to
We go right when both parks open but during the week. We take the kids out of school one or two days. This is the only way to avoid the trash that has started to take over schlitterbahn. It's getting pretty bad now. I mean if your thing is watching messican teenagers and adults have sex in the pool by all means go ahead.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 2/2/15 at 6:25 pm to
The one East of Lake Chuck on I-10 >>> all others
Posted by lsufanintexas
Member since Sep 2006
5011 posts
Posted on 2/2/15 at 6:26 pm to
Is that thing open now?
Posted by DeeS NUTS number 9
L-town
Member since Jul 2006
261 posts
Posted on 2/2/15 at 6:26 pm to
If you don't like it just float the river for a while.
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20686 posts
Posted on 2/2/15 at 6:27 pm to
quote:

The one East of Lake Chuck on I-10 >>> all others




This
Posted by Buga_Scores
L.C
Member since Jul 2014
1834 posts
Posted on 2/2/15 at 6:31 pm to
I think it is
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35201 posts
Posted on 2/2/15 at 6:32 pm to
quote:

I mean if your thing is watching messican teenagers and adults have sex in the pool by all means go ahead.


This is the only porn that works for me anymore.
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70039 posts
Posted on 2/2/15 at 6:33 pm to


wtf is that place anyway? Its seemingly a slide in the middle of nowhere.
Posted by MC5601
Tyler, Texas
Member since Jan 2010
3892 posts
Posted on 2/2/15 at 6:36 pm to
Schlitterbahn is consistently rated as the best waterpark in the world... puts blue bayou to shame.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 2/2/15 at 6:36 pm to
Aight, I'll help you out. Grown man here who went to schlotterbahn a year ago with no chirren. Schlotterbahn has a couple good big slides, a lot if weak small slides, and a bunch of awesome tubing. It's on a river and some of the tubing rides go through the river which is pretty dope. But the lines are bad, some over 1 hour for the big rides. It was largely unchanged from when I went there as a 10 year old.

Blue bayou doesn't have a very good atmosphere but the slides are better, especially the mad moccasin. Also the lines are shorter.

So long story short, go to schlotterbahn for the tubing rides, go to blue bayou for the mad moccasin and better slides with shorter lines

Also my phone autocorrects to schlotterbahn


This post was edited on 2/2/15 at 6:38 pm
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 2/2/15 at 7:55 pm to
My dad told me a while ago that it was some contractor's office and he just built it on the land to make money. I think he said it has been there for like 30 or 40 years, but I don't have a good memory
Posted by Ostrich
Alexandria, VA
Member since Nov 2011
8761 posts
Posted on 2/2/15 at 7:58 pm to
Schlitterbahn is pretty awesome. Go on a day when they won't be as crowded though or you won't have as good of a time
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28195 posts
Posted on 2/2/15 at 7:59 pm to
The part of it that uses filtered water is fine, the rest of the water smells like stinky behind.



Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97651 posts
Posted on 2/2/15 at 8:01 pm to
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