Is it scientifically impossible for a woman to go in a store and buy one thing?

My wife goes to WalMart every damn day and spends $100. We never have anything to eat in the house.

My 3 year old daughter play a game when my wife goes in the store to see how many more items she grabbed other than what was on the “list”.

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$20 on groceries
$80 cash back
Building a nest egg in case you kick her to the curb. If you were a smart man, you would do the same thing.

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Na, I know if she gets cash back.

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just get sliced corned beef

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37.81

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the difference is what we ladies like to call a "convenience fee"

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the difference is what we ladies like to call a "convenience fee"

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I call it, "get your own damned sliced corned beef if you have a problem with it"

Not if you’re my wife. I swear we’ve never been to a store and only purchased what was on our “list”. fricking drives me up a wall.

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I swear we’ve never been to a store and only purchased what was on our “list”.

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This is why we now do grocery pick up. We've saved a ton of money. We don't impulse buy and don't over-buy because something is on sale or because we see something we forgot we needed. It also keeps my niece from "adding" things to the cart that we don't even notice until we check out. Her favorite thing to add is Oreo cookies.

You guys have it good. Mine spends atleast 100$ once she sets foot in the store.

Bitches be shoppin