Is it Grand Isle or is it Florida?

A co-worker has a mail-order bride who has been begging for him to take her to the beaches of Florida. He doesn't want to take her because he is cheap and because he doesn't want her "to get any ideas." He has hatched a plan to drive her from the North Shore to just over the Florida border at night, take her photo in Florida so she can show friends, then drive her to a house he's going to rent in Grand Isle. He figures he can pull it off because she doesn't know any better. I asked him what about the street signs and billboards on the way back to Louisiana, not to mention about the return trip home. His answer was that he has nothing to worry about because her English isn't very good and she usually falls asleep on long car rides at night. I told him that he comes up with some idiotic plans. He doesn't care if she eventually figures it out and leaves him because he said if she stays at least two more years then he will have gotten his money's worth.