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Is Gwyneth Paltrow the most myopic human living?

Posted on 4/5/20 at 1:56 pm
Posted by Geekboy
Member since Jan 2004
8093 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 1:56 pm
Advise on best vibrators during lockdown. She and her husband are sexually frustrated.
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Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86169 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 1:58 pm to
Narcissists gonna narcissist.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 1:59 pm to
God I can only imagine the depression a guy feels when his wife tells the world about his small peen.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69172 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 2:00 pm to
She was a smokeshow in the day.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74846 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

Advise on best vibrators
No-can-do, Unpossible.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
157344 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 2:01 pm to
wildly overrated as both chick and actress

Her mother from far superior on both counts (she was a mother superior)


Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
18165 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 2:01 pm to
Her voice when she starts nagging...ugh.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
157344 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 2:01 pm to
quote:

She was a smokeshow in the day
lulz
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
29886 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 2:02 pm to
She's a prime example of people telling you your whole life that your farts smell good.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69172 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

wildly overrated


nah
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69172 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 2:02 pm to
Don't @ me
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40867 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 2:03 pm to
She's all show and no smoke now.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
156578 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 2:03 pm to
I don’t know her personally, but she’s always come off as one of the most annoying and out of touch celebrities in the history of the world to me.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69172 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 2:04 pm to
I agree with that. Good to see you cokes!
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 2:05 pm to
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I don’t know her personally, but she’s always come off as one of the most annoying and out of touch celebrities in the history of the world to me.




My thoughts exactly

(hey buddy )
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 2:06 pm to


She fricks..who'd have thought
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 2:08 pm to
My fav GP movie scene is at the end of SE7EN when her fricking head is in a box
Posted by ClampClampington
Nebraska
Member since Jun 2017
4047 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 2:09 pm to
Doesn't hold a candle to the influencer in NYC that claimed she had COVID, then was frollicking around in public after a few days because she was symptom free.

She clearly lied about having it, but still
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
12171 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 2:12 pm to
she's unlikable. a mediocre "star", only passably attractive, and a complete bitch
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 4/5/20 at 2:54 pm to
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Gwyneth Paltrow

when you are married to a SJW cuck with small penis you make pussy smell candles and sell vibrators
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