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Posted on 12/20/19 at 10:38 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
quote:Dude sets the bar high. Better than the Circle K girl.
You trying to date the dollar store girl?
Posted on 12/20/19 at 10:43 pm to L1C4
quote:
Like you don't know which eye to look at.
Are you going to look her in the eye when hitting it? If you get to the point that you can't help it, that's what doggy style is for.
You're welcome.
Posted on 12/20/19 at 10:50 pm to HempHead
quote:
Also "cute face and nice body" is just as vague. Is she just kinda good looking or a practical dime?
Cute face can lie, however a nice body really doesn't. You'd be surprised what makeup can do. For instance, this young little thing I dated over a year ago. She was what one would call a busty petite. However she never wore makeup and wore these ugly plastic rimmed glasses that made her nose look bigger. Even worse she had transition lenses which I would never expect anyone in their 20s wear.
When she did wear makeup and doll herself up she looked great. She had some modelling pictures done when she was just out of high school and she looked like a knockout. Again, I wouldn't pass on a woman because she may not be perfect at first glance.
Posted on 12/21/19 at 1:52 am to HempHead
quote:
Is she just kinda good looking or a practical dime?
Are you serious? Did you catch the part where she works at the DG?
Posted on 12/21/19 at 3:10 am to Pechon
You sound like a weird bird
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:03 am to L1C4
Put a flag over her face and do it for Old Glory.
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:03 am to L1C4
Well what the hell do you expect to get for a dollar.
Ollie's has more variety.
Wal Mart has the best return policy.
Ollie's has more variety.
Wal Mart has the best return policy.
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:12 am to L1C4
Look bruh, you ain't f*ckin 'er eyes.
.....or are you??
.....or are you??
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:16 am to davyjones
Potential solution; get her to blow you and put a little extra pressure on the back of her head at the moment.
Maybe you can pop that sucker back straight with pressure.
Maybe you can pop that sucker back straight with pressure.
Posted on 12/21/19 at 5:42 am to HempHead
quote:
Rate the wonkiness on a scale of 1-10
Is a 10 Marty Feldman?
Posted on 12/21/19 at 5:44 am to L1C4
Posted on 12/21/19 at 7:16 am to L1C4
10 o’clock, 2 o’clock is a no go.
Posted on 12/21/19 at 7:36 am to L1C4
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L1C4
I’m sorry I made her eye wonky.
It was a fun night. We will appear on the next episode of “Sex sent her to the ER.”
Posted on 12/21/19 at 8:07 am to L1C4
Makes one wander.
Posted on 12/21/19 at 8:10 am to Paluka
Posted on 12/21/19 at 8:13 am to HubbaBubba
quote:
Better than the Circle K girl.
Don’t knock it till you try it.
Posted on 12/21/19 at 8:22 am to L1C4
Maybe I'm just defective, but when I was single I would have glued myself to that chick like a rodeo rider on a pissed-off bull.
Posted on 12/21/19 at 8:50 am to BoardReader
Donkey punch will straighten out a lazy eye everytime.
Posted on 12/21/19 at 8:51 am to L1C4
Bad teeth and/or a wonky eye = no deal
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