re: IQ Estimator Based on Writing Sample

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I'd cordially like to invite you to a gathering I will be having later tonight. The attendee list consists of yourself and I. During this party, we will partake of the popular streaming platform "Netflix" and then experience a cooling off period during that. If the aforementioned "Netflix" asks "Are you still watching," we will most likely ignore it or be unable to hear the request due to your father's daughter being preoccupied in a prone position unable to speak or see the request.

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i think its a little short.

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Here is what I got for a post I made in the Ukraine War thread.

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One of the interesting side effects of the Covid-19 pandemic was the transformation of the work dynamic in our society. Employers were forced to social distance, which for most employers, was a tremendous burden to their company’s productivity. As our society always does, when faced with a challenge, we came up with a solution through technology - allowing employees to work from home using email, text messages, online meetings, etc. These technological advances appeared to save the day - what was once a luxury in rare circumstances proved to be a solution for the masses.

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Sitting behind the wheel of my parent’s Park Avenue, feeling completely invincible at 17 years old, I had so much to lose – another date from my newly found love, my scholarship to LSU, car privileges - you name it, it was on the line.  The exact circumstances of my desperate situation had been completed washed from my mind, save for one of my senses.  The contents of my stomach, most of which had already overtaken my blood stream, had severely compromised my sight and ability to touch, resulting in very poor hand-eye coordination.  Not exactly conducive to navigating the streets of a city laid out to accommodate the many natural characteristics that make her unique.  My mind had decided that hearing had not been critical for a successful operation.  With sixty percent of my senses malfunctioning, and no desire to eat anything, the remaining sense had been magnified fivefold to reach one hundred percent.  The odor inside the vehicle, which I had termed “Eau De Desperation” had been a unique blend - two parts Brut, three parts Chanel No. 5, eight parts fatty acids and proteins, fifteen parts whiskey, and the occasional faint smell of methane.  As this toxic mixture circulated through the car, I had realized I had one option – make the deal!  To this day, I’m sure the good priests at Jesuit would not have approved, but I had made the special deal, the Catholic get out of jail free card.  It had worked!

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