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re: Interesting story from my daughters middle school dance

Posted on 5/6/21 at 7:08 am to
Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 5/6/21 at 7:08 am to
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This sounds like an Oweo fantasy.


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went up to the DJ booth

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stinky leg, and I even joined him for a second


No mention of walking and a rotting leg?

Confirmed Oweo alt.
Posted by squid_hunt
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2021
11272 posts
Posted on 5/6/21 at 7:09 am to
'90's Disney live action movies are tight.
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 5/6/21 at 7:12 am to
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It wasn’t supposed to be taken seriously, it was supposed to be intentionally poorly done satire, but this board is so fricking dense they interpreted it as someone just making up a story for attention. Y’all suck


Not our fault you suck arse at writing and are even worse with satire. You should be shamed and flogged in the public square for bringing us this garbage.
This post was edited on 5/6/21 at 7:13 am
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21474 posts
Posted on 5/6/21 at 8:05 am to
This was weak. Pretty sure you can do better. Probably not much, but at least better.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64217 posts
Posted on 5/6/21 at 8:14 am to
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The whole time the DJ was playing stuff like Soldier boy, little John and P-daddy. I put up with it for about 30 minutes, but after I had a few drinks in me I couldn’t take it anymore.


This legit made me
Posted by phunkatron
Member since Jun 2019
1444 posts
Posted on 5/6/21 at 8:23 am to
This post might be wierder than the dogshit you led off with
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16199 posts
Posted on 5/6/21 at 8:56 am to
Please tell us you didn't really do this.

I bet your daughter was mortified.
Posted by BruslyTiger
Waiting on 420...
Member since Oct 2003
4608 posts
Posted on 5/6/21 at 8:59 am to
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66929 posts
Posted on 5/6/21 at 9:02 am to
But why?
Posted by NOLA Poboy
Member since Aug 2013
271 posts
Posted on 5/6/21 at 9:02 am to
Maybe I would believe if your subject line stated, "In my dream last night...."
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53799 posts
Posted on 5/6/21 at 9:03 am to


Dad getting drunk at a middle school dance
Dismissing a DJ from the music with “a look”
2021 twelve year olds headbanging to Metallica
Kid doing stanky leg to Metallica

There’s no chance this story isn’t 100% true
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27356 posts
Posted on 5/6/21 at 9:05 am to
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Yo



People don’t say that anymore.
Posted by S1C EM
Athens, GA
Member since Nov 2007
11585 posts
Posted on 5/6/21 at 9:05 am to
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quote:
principle


Principal


Also: Worst.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29071 posts
Posted on 5/6/21 at 9:37 am to
1000% don't believe you. Sounds like you spent a lot of time to write up this bull shite.

Enjoy another downvote.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90611 posts
Posted on 5/6/21 at 9:39 am to
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
24556 posts
Posted on 5/6/21 at 9:41 am to
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Nothing gets past you guys huh



well humor certainly got past you, because this was absent anything funny and was dumb af
Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
35541 posts
Posted on 5/6/21 at 9:41 am to
quote:

daughters middle school dance


quote:

after I had a few drinks in me


Easy to call bullshite after these two lines.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63009 posts
Posted on 5/6/21 at 9:41 am to
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You don’t have shite on me. My post was supposed to read like an out of touch dad writing fan fiction for other out of touch dads to rally behind.

With obvious signs like using out of date rappers and using the term “stinky leg”

It wasn’t supposed to be taken seriously, it was supposed to be intentionally poorly done satire, but this board is so fricking dense they interpreted it as someone just making up a story for attention. Y’all suck



I was going to suggest this was a Tiger Ryno alter, but he would never stoop to explaining himself like this. Weak.
Posted by PhantomMenace
Member since Oct 2017
1946 posts
Posted on 5/6/21 at 9:45 am to
Remember, OP, this is TD O-T Lounge...

Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
51400 posts
Posted on 5/6/21 at 9:46 am to
I believe it.

I've seen a bunch of reaction videos where black kids wind up liking metal
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