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re: Interesting stat regarding Father's Day
Posted on 6/19/15 at 12:57 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
Posted on 6/19/15 at 12:57 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
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I got yelled at because I paid the neighbor kid to mow our lawn this week. She said it was an unnecessary expense.
thoughtless bastard!
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Posted on 6/19/15 at 12:57 pm to Street Hawk
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Americans spend $7B LESS on Father's Day, than they do on Mother's Day...
That's because father's day blowjobs are paid for on mother's day.
Posted on 6/19/15 at 1:00 pm to 777Tiger
Posted on 6/19/15 at 1:00 pm to Street Hawk
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Americans spend $7B LESS on Father's Day, than they do on Mother's Day...
This just in... Whiskey is cheaper than jewelry. More useful also.
Posted on 6/19/15 at 1:05 pm to 777Tiger
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thoughtless bastard!
You're right. I really need to take a good hard look in the mirror
Posted on 6/19/15 at 1:08 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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father's day blowjobs
The hell is this? It sounds awesome!
Posted on 6/19/15 at 1:08 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
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You're right. I really need to take a good hard look in the mirror
I was getting ready to mow mine the other day when the neighbors, yard guy showed up, I had just been working on the fence in the backyard, 95 degrees 95 % humidity, I asked him how much to do just my front yard, I got a paper cut from getting the cash out so fast
Posted on 6/19/15 at 1:09 pm to bigpetedatiga
It's the one day a year that if you are married you might get a bj. If you bought a new car for Mother's Day.
Posted on 6/19/15 at 1:10 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
i pray i wake up and she goes
"hey babe, got you a tee time for 9:46. happy father's day! enjoy!!!"
"hey babe, got you a tee time for 9:46. happy father's day! enjoy!!!"
Posted on 6/19/15 at 1:12 pm to 777Tiger
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was getting ready to mow mine the other day when the neighbors, yard guy showed up, I had just been working on the fence in the backyard, 95 degrees 95 % humidity, I asked him how much to do just my front yard, I got a paper cut from getting the cash out so fast
That's basically what I did. I'm freaking swamped with work and ball practice and tournaments on the weekend. There's no time. I just paid the kid to do the front so I wouldn't look like trash.
Posted on 6/19/15 at 1:14 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
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I just paid the kid to do the front so I wouldn't look like trash.
plus helping out a young entrepreneur, wth is wrong with that?
Posted on 6/19/15 at 1:15 pm to Pax Regis
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It's the one day a year that if you are married you might get a bj
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If you bought a new car for Mother's Day.
frick!
Posted on 6/19/15 at 1:15 pm to 777Tiger
quote:She wants new cushions.
wth is wrong with that?
This post was edited on 6/19/15 at 1:16 pm
Posted on 6/19/15 at 1:17 pm to Street Hawk
Everyone knows who the Mother of a child is. A certain demographic has serious problems identifying the Father.
Please don't ban me.
Please don't ban me.
Posted on 6/19/15 at 2:03 pm to Street Hawk
My father gets legitimately angry if I spend money on him since he still helps me out in certain ways, financially.
Posted on 6/19/15 at 2:04 pm to LouisianaLady
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since he still helps me out in certain ways, financially.
Posted on 6/19/15 at 2:05 pm to LouisianaLady
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since he still helps me out in certain ways, financially.
What, he's your pimp?
Posted on 6/19/15 at 8:18 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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Americans spend $7B LESS on Father's Day, than they do on Mother's Day...
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That's because father's day blowjobs are paid for on mother's day.
You nailed it solidly.
Posted on 6/19/15 at 8:59 pm to MottLaneKid
I had an ex with a last name that corresponded to a prominent holiday for chicks and I always considered it HIS day (it was his namesake and all). Not all women are materialistic ______________'s 
This post was edited on 6/19/15 at 9:02 pm
Posted on 6/19/15 at 9:05 pm to liz18lsu
BTW my dad and I have an understanding that I will buy him dinner and drinks out, away from mom. He doesn't even expect that. If I don't have a gift for mom el pronto on her bday or Mom's day, I am sunk. Women are insane (coming from a woman who doesn't give a frick).
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