Interesting new ranking of states. Florida not happy

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5. Louisiana
My nephew is under the impression that all people from Louisiana are actually just alligators dressed in bayou-ready attire speaking with Cajun accents, but my nephew is also 3 and likely wearing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles costume RIGHT THIS MINUTE. In reality, very few alligators in Louisiana speak.

More to the point, we all know the high regard to which we hold the food and drink culture of New Orleans and the rest of Louisiana (thank you for Tabasco, po-boys, and cocktails), but aside from that, the wharves of New Orleans were where craps was invented in the early-19th century, and the term Uncle Sam allegedly started when Louisiana was a US territory, and dockworkers would mark goods from the States with a “U.S.” and say they came from “Uncle Sam.” Also, there’s a 900-ton bronze statue of Shaq dunking on fools at LSU. I’d like to hear what the alligators have to say about that.

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These are the kind of people that buy "I got Bourbon faced on shite Street" and think everyone in New Orleans practices Voodoo.

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Its actually 900 pounds not tons

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South Carolina

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39. On the one hand there’s Charleston. On the other there’s... everything else.

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List is shite.

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List is a liberal progressive fantasy.

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Tabasco

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