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BamaHater
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In the battle of shyster attorneys, who wins?
Lets say we have an all out battle between Louisiana's own Mr Morris "One Call, That's All!" Bart and the Texas Hammer Jim Adler.
I'm going to go with Jim because he carries a big hammer and he does commercials in Spanish
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Tigerlaff
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re: In the battle of shyster attorneys, who wins?
I think Gordon has to be #1 after his zombie commercial.


Langland
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re: In the battle of shyster attorneys, who wins?
I'm pretty sure Morris has billboards in Mississippi too. Morris wins because he's goes after the correct sue happy demographic.


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parrothead
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re: In the battle of shyster attorneys, who wins?
Putting the house on the line with Alabama’s Alexander Shunnarah! Call me Alabama! (Obvious bias is being bias but damn that guy is a marketing machine)


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fightin tigers
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re: In the battle of shyster attorneys, who wins?
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shyster


Yikes.


TigersHuskers
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re: In the battle of shyster attorneys, who wins?
GET GORDON

GET IT DONE


Rize
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re: In the battle of shyster attorneys, who wins?
Brian Wilson Texas Law Haw.

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NYNolaguy1
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re: In the battle of shyster attorneys, who wins?
Even after moving to NY, I still hear abt Morris Bart.

Who is this other guy?

Morris wins solely based on PR.


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NYNolaguy1
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re: In the battle of shyster attorneys, who wins?
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Yikes


Is he wrong though?


fightin tigers
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re: In the battle of shyster attorneys, who wins?
I've been banned for less.


NYNolaguy1
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re: In the battle of shyster attorneys, who wins?
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I've been banned for less.


The hamsters tend not to run so well after midnight.

Take advantage while you can .


TigersHuskers
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re: In the battle of shyster attorneys, who wins?
Is shyster wring or something to say?


TulaneFan
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re: In the battle of shyster attorneys, who wins?
Dudley Debozier FTW

444-4444


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fightin tigers
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re: In the battle of shyster attorneys, who wins?
It's derogatory. Level of offense probably depends on the person and context.


NYNolaguy1
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re: In the battle of shyster attorneys, who wins?
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It's derogatory. Level of offense probably depends on the person and context.


This. Typically leveled against jewish lawyers in the northeast, it has found common usage directed toward lawyers of all ethnic backgrounds.


Buckeye Jeaux
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re: In the battle of shyster attorneys, who wins?
It is always the one who "plays golf" with the judge (and hands the judge a shoe bag full of $50's when no one's looking)


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El Campo Tiger
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re: In the battle of shyster attorneys, who wins?
Jim Adler


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EarlyCuyler3
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re: In the battle of shyster attorneys, who wins?
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it has found common usage directed toward lawyers of all ethnic backgrounds.


And deservedly so.


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DellTronJon
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re: In the battle of shyster attorneys, who wins?
The E Guarantee used to come to LSU basketball games with a sideways Batman logo on his shirt so that it made an E. I would say that puts him in the conversation.


pioneerbasketball
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