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In the battle of shyster attorneys, who wins?
Posted on 6/16/19 at 1:32 am
Posted on 6/16/19 at 1:32 am
Lets say we have an all out battle between Louisiana's own Mr Morris "One Call, That's All!" Bart and the Texas Hammer Jim Adler.
I'm going to go with Jim because he carries a big hammer and he does commercials in Spanish

I'm going to go with Jim because he carries a big hammer and he does commercials in Spanish

Posted on 6/16/19 at 1:34 am to BamaHater
I think Gordon has to be #1 after his zombie commercial.
Posted on 6/16/19 at 1:36 am to BamaHater
I'm pretty sure Morris has billboards in Mississippi too. Morris wins because he's goes after the correct sue happy demographic.
Posted on 6/16/19 at 1:39 am to BamaHater
Putting the house on the line with Alabama’s Alexander Shunnarah! Call me Alabama! (Obvious bias is being bias but damn that guy is a marketing machine)
Posted on 6/16/19 at 1:48 am to TigersHuskers
Brian Wilson Texas Law Haw.


This post was edited on 6/16/19 at 1:49 am
Posted on 6/16/19 at 1:48 am to BamaHater
Even after moving to NY, I still hear abt Morris Bart.
Who is this other guy?
Morris wins solely based on PR.
Who is this other guy?
Morris wins solely based on PR.
Posted on 6/16/19 at 1:49 am to fightin tigers
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Yikes
Is he wrong though?
Posted on 6/16/19 at 1:51 am to NYNolaguy1
I've been banned for less.
Posted on 6/16/19 at 1:53 am to fightin tigers
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I've been banned for less.
The hamsters tend not to run so well after midnight.
Take advantage while you can
Posted on 6/16/19 at 1:56 am to NYNolaguy1
Is shyster wring or something to say?
Posted on 6/16/19 at 1:59 am to Tigerlaff
Dudley Debozier FTW
444-4444
444-4444
Posted on 6/16/19 at 1:59 am to TigersHuskers
It's derogatory. Level of offense probably depends on the person and context.
Posted on 6/16/19 at 2:08 am to fightin tigers
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It's derogatory. Level of offense probably depends on the person and context.
This. Typically leveled against jewish lawyers in the northeast, it has found common usage directed toward lawyers of all ethnic backgrounds.
Posted on 6/16/19 at 2:16 am to BamaHater
It is always the one who "plays golf" with the judge (and hands the judge a shoe bag full of $50's when no one's looking)
Posted on 6/16/19 at 5:57 am to NYNolaguy1
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it has found common usage directed toward lawyers of all ethnic backgrounds.
And deservedly so.
Posted on 6/16/19 at 7:02 am to BamaHater
The E Guarantee used to come to LSU basketball games with a sideways Batman logo on his shirt so that it made an E. I would say that puts him in the conversation.
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