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In the battle of shyster attorneys, who wins?

Posted on 6/16/19 at 1:32 am
Posted by BamaHater
Houston
Member since Sep 2003
13550 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 1:32 am
Lets say we have an all out battle between Louisiana's own Mr Morris "One Call, That's All!" Bart and the Texas Hammer Jim Adler.
I'm going to go with Jim because he carries a big hammer and he does commercials in Spanish

Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
23174 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 1:34 am to
I think Gordon has to be #1 after his zombie commercial.
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 1:36 am to
I'm pretty sure Morris has billboards in Mississippi too. Morris wins because he's goes after the correct sue happy demographic.
Posted by parrothead
big salty ham
Member since Mar 2010
5336 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 1:39 am to
Putting the house on the line with Alabama’s Alexander Shunnarah! Call me Alabama! (Obvious bias is being bias but damn that guy is a marketing machine)
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79766 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 1:40 am to
quote:

shyster


Yikes.
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 1:47 am to
GET GORDON

GET IT DONE
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19803 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 1:48 am to
Brian Wilson Texas Law Haw.

This post was edited on 6/16/19 at 1:49 am
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
21836 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 1:48 am to
Even after moving to NY, I still hear abt Morris Bart.

Who is this other guy?

Morris wins solely based on PR.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
21836 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 1:49 am to
quote:

Yikes


Is he wrong though?
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79766 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 1:51 am to
I've been banned for less.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
21836 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 1:53 am to
quote:

I've been banned for less.


The hamsters tend not to run so well after midnight.

Take advantage while you can .
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 1:56 am to
Is shyster wring or something to say?
Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
14092 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 1:59 am to
Dudley Debozier FTW

444-4444
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79766 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 1:59 am to
It's derogatory. Level of offense probably depends on the person and context.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
21836 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 2:08 am to
quote:

It's derogatory. Level of offense probably depends on the person and context.


This. Typically leveled against jewish lawyers in the northeast, it has found common usage directed toward lawyers of all ethnic backgrounds.
Posted by Buckeye Jeaux
Member since May 2018
17756 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 2:16 am to
It is always the one who "plays golf" with the judge (and hands the judge a shoe bag full of $50's when no one's looking)
Posted by El Campo Tiger
El Campo, TX
Member since Mar 2015
10118 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 3:22 am to
Jim Adler
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 5:57 am to
quote:

it has found common usage directed toward lawyers of all ethnic backgrounds.


And deservedly so.
Posted by DellTronJon
Member since Feb 2010
1723 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 7:02 am to
The E Guarantee used to come to LSU basketball games with a sideways Batman logo on his shirt so that it made an E. I would say that puts him in the conversation.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 6/16/19 at 7:05 am to
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