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re: In honor of pride month I have a joke I would like to share with y’all...
Posted on 6/14/19 at 11:27 am to deathvalleyfreak43
Posted on 6/14/19 at 11:27 am to deathvalleyfreak43
I once met these two gay guys from Ireland.
Their names were Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael.
Their names were Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael.
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 11:35 am to deathvalleyfreak43
Now that’s funny and I don’t care who you are
Posted on 6/14/19 at 11:38 am to deathvalleyfreak43
How do you get a gay guy to f*** a woman?
Sh** in her cu**
Sh** in her cu**
Posted on 6/14/19 at 11:49 am to CptRusty
What’s wrong with gay jokes? Are gays off limits to jokes now or something?
Posted on 6/14/19 at 11:51 am to Pvt Hudson
Type the words. What are you, 13?
Posted on 6/14/19 at 11:51 am to TH03
Trying to keep it moderately tasteful
Posted on 6/14/19 at 12:05 pm to GumboPot
quote:
This joke will be hilarious after 3 beers among my white male friends
Brothers are way more homophobic than whitey.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 12:31 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
That joke was hilarious when I was 12
Posted on 6/14/19 at 1:49 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
DISCLAIMER: This joke is offered in the spirit of fun and no offense is intended to any innumerable perpetually triggered minority or victim groups and does not represent the views or opinions of the ownership, management, or sponsors.
If we're going to offend, why not kill two birds with one stone?
If you order a cup of coffee and Sweet & Low in San Francisco or New Orleans they serve it with a gay midget.
That's all I've got.
Told to me by a gay guy who worked with Mrs. M. a few years ago so it must be okay.
To meet all the socially acceptable proprieties and to be fully fair and balanced:
A straight, white, pro-life, Christian Trumpkin, deer hunting jock, happily married, male, redneck father was so stupid he thought a penal colony was a male only nudist camp.
If we're going to offend, why not kill two birds with one stone?
If you order a cup of coffee and Sweet & Low in San Francisco or New Orleans they serve it with a gay midget.
That's all I've got.
Told to me by a gay guy who worked with Mrs. M. a few years ago so it must be okay.
To meet all the socially acceptable proprieties and to be fully fair and balanced:
A straight, white, pro-life, Christian Trumpkin, deer hunting jock, happily married, male, redneck father was so stupid he thought a penal colony was a male only nudist camp.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 2:17 pm to Pvt Hudson
quote:
Sh** in her cu**
quote:
Trying to keep it moderately tasteful
Mission accomplished.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 2:29 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Four gay guys walk into a crowded bar and find only one bar-stool available. How do they manage to all have a seat?
Turn the bar-stool up side down!
Turn the bar-stool up side down!
Posted on 6/14/19 at 2:33 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
I feel like if you start a thread only to tell a joke, it should be a better joke than this.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 2:37 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
What are we prideful for this month?
Posted on 6/14/19 at 2:44 pm to CptRusty
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Gay jokes? Not cool
But frick, seriously, come on guys.
great double entendre
Posted on 6/14/19 at 2:46 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
What does a gay horse eat?
HAAAAAYYYY!
HAAAAAYYYY!
Posted on 6/14/19 at 2:56 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Interesting that the offensively overaggressive mods are not taking this down. I guess they're homophobic
Posted on 6/14/19 at 2:59 pm to Rep520
quote:
I feel like if you start a thread only to tell a joke, it should be a better joke than this
Let’s hear your joke
Posted on 6/14/19 at 3:22 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Three ducks walk into a bar. Bartender asks the first "what's your name?"
The duck replies "I'm Huey, I live the life of a duck, I'm in and out of puddles all day long."
The bartender asks the second duck the same. The duck replies "I'm Dewey, I live the life of a duck, I'm in and out of puddles all day long."
The bartender then turns to the third duck and says "let me guess, you're Louie and you live the life of a duck in and out of puddles all day long?"
The third duck looks at the bartender, bats her eyelashes, and replies "no, I'm Puddles "
The duck replies "I'm Huey, I live the life of a duck, I'm in and out of puddles all day long."
The bartender asks the second duck the same. The duck replies "I'm Dewey, I live the life of a duck, I'm in and out of puddles all day long."
The bartender then turns to the third duck and says "let me guess, you're Louie and you live the life of a duck in and out of puddles all day long?"
The third duck looks at the bartender, bats her eyelashes, and replies "no, I'm Puddles "
Posted on 6/14/19 at 3:24 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
I see your joke and raise you one!
Two male homosexuals are walking past a morgue. One says to the other, “Lets go in for a cold one.”
Two male homosexuals are walking past a morgue. One says to the other, “Lets go in for a cold one.”
Posted on 6/14/19 at 3:36 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Whaddaya call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalatapous
Lickalatapous
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