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In honor of pride month I have a joke I would like to share with y’all...
Posted on 6/14/19 at 9:45 am
Posted on 6/14/19 at 9:45 am
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a trip on a trip to San Francisco. who will get there first?
The lesbians will get there lickity split but the gays will still be in New York packing each other shite
The lesbians will get there lickity split but the gays will still be in New York packing each other shite
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 9:47 am to deathvalleyfreak43
Nazi
Posted on 6/14/19 at 9:49 am to deathvalleyfreak43
This joke will be hilarious after 3 beers among my white male friends.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 9:50 am to deathvalleyfreak43
I'm betting this was funnier in your head; it should've stayed there.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 9:51 am to deathvalleyfreak43
I bet this sounded funnier in your head.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 9:51 am to GumboPot
quote:
white male
Please stop. You’re triggering me.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 9:52 am to deathvalleyfreak43
What do you call 2 lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet
A liquor cabinet
Posted on 6/14/19 at 9:52 am to deathvalleyfreak43
Posted on 6/14/19 at 9:52 am to deathvalleyfreak43
Oh great we got another gnome
Posted on 6/14/19 at 9:52 am to VolsOut4Harambe
quote:
How about you take some pride in yourself and don't let your feelings get hurt from an email about not hating gay people?
Have actually heard it executed several times at work.. kills every time
Posted on 6/14/19 at 9:53 am to deathvalleyfreak43
What do you call 2 lesbians on their periods?
Finger painting.
Finger painting.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 9:54 am to deathvalleyfreak43
Posted on 6/14/19 at 9:55 am to deathvalleyfreak43
Once they get to San Fran and the building they're staying in burns, who gets out first?
The gays because they already have their shite packed.
The gays because they already have their shite packed.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 9:55 am to PhilipMarlowe
What do OP and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
They both swallow a lot of seamen.
They both swallow a lot of seamen.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 9:57 am to deathvalleyfreak43
Whoever drives 100 mph will save gas.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 9:57 am to TH03
Posted on 6/14/19 at 9:57 am to deathvalleyfreak43
Gay jokes? Not cool
But frick, seriously, come on guys.
But frick, seriously, come on guys.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:03 am to Breauxsif
There's a doctor with a clinic in the city where he performs mostly mammograms to screen for cancer.
One day, a girl comes in for her exam and takes her shirt off. She has an H imprinted on her chest, and the doctor asks "what is that?"
The girl replies "my boyfriend went to Harvard and when we make love, he wears his Harvard sweatshirt and it imprints on my chest." The doctor laughs it off and finishes the exam.
His next patient arrives, takes off her shirt, and has a giant T on her chest. He asks her what it is and she replies "my boyfriend went to Texas and when we make love, he wears his Texas sweatshirt, and it imprints on my chest."
The doctor laughs it off again and finishes the exam.
A third patient comes in, takes her shirt off, and reveals a giant M on her chest. The doctor says "let me guess, your boyfriend went to Michigan and when you make love, he wears his Michigan sweatshirt and it imprints on your chest."
The girl replies "no, my girlfriend went to Washington."
One day, a girl comes in for her exam and takes her shirt off. She has an H imprinted on her chest, and the doctor asks "what is that?"
The girl replies "my boyfriend went to Harvard and when we make love, he wears his Harvard sweatshirt and it imprints on my chest." The doctor laughs it off and finishes the exam.
His next patient arrives, takes off her shirt, and has a giant T on her chest. He asks her what it is and she replies "my boyfriend went to Texas and when we make love, he wears his Texas sweatshirt, and it imprints on my chest."
The doctor laughs it off again and finishes the exam.
A third patient comes in, takes her shirt off, and reveals a giant M on her chest. The doctor says "let me guess, your boyfriend went to Michigan and when you make love, he wears his Michigan sweatshirt and it imprints on your chest."
The girl replies "no, my girlfriend went to Washington."
Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:03 am to deathvalleyfreak43
Two gays walk into a bar
One says to the bartender "give us two beers"
Bartender says woooo your breath smells like arse
the end
One says to the bartender "give us two beers"
Bartender says woooo your breath smells like arse
the end
Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:30 am to deathvalleyfreak43
quote:
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a trip on a trip to San Francisco. who will get there first?
I thought this was going to be a joke about a bad acid trip or something
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