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re: Immutable truths to live by

Posted on 3/27/18 at 10:41 am to
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
28101 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 10:41 am to
Never be alone in a room with Trillhog.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18816 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 10:43 am to
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Don't put the pussy on a pedestal.
Listen more than you talk.
This post was edited on 3/27/18 at 10:46 am
Posted by Mahootney
Lovin' My German Footprint
Member since Sep 2008
12122 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 10:46 am to
If you can't say anything nice, come sit next to me.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50486 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 10:48 am to
Never forget that half of the people in the world are stupider than the average person.
Posted by TheEnglishman
On the road to Wellville
Member since Mar 2010
3282 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 10:50 am to
Ask silly questions.... Get silly answers
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
28101 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 10:57 am to
The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong - but bet that way.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
295998 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 11:06 am to
Simplicity
Posted by bengalbait
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
4590 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 11:08 am to
Life is hard; It's even harder if you're stupid.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
28101 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 11:09 am to
A gentleman never hits a lady





























- with his hat on.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 11:12 am to
Fat shaming is a positive thing. Self-shaming is even better.


Women want men with options.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25424 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 11:14 am to
OP's mom is a whore
Posted by Bigwhite5154
louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
78 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 11:20 am to
Let your handshake be a greater bond than any written contract.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
17019 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 11:21 am to
quote:

Fat shaming is a positive thing.

Confucius say:
quote:

If somebody make a fun of you and call you a fat, don’t get mad and fight, turn your other chin.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46271 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 11:47 am to
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133292 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 11:49 am to
Don’t fight with the cops if you’re a child molesting violent felon with a gun in your pocket
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133292 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 11:50 am to
quote:

A gentleman never hits a lady - with his hat on.


Why is she wearing his hat? Wouldn’t the smack knock it off her?
Posted by kook
Berrytown
Member since Sep 2013
2073 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 11:52 am to
The Lord loves a working man

Don't trust Whitey

See a Doctor and get rid of it
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
5054 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 11:56 am to
dont get your money and your honey in the same place/dont shite where you eat

if it floats, flies or fricks it is cheaper to rent it
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
69298 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 11:57 am to
"always keep good notes, let people bury themselves, don't diddle your secretary"_Dad

ETA: my Dad did not diddle the secretary, one of his coworkers did. His wife chose not to divorce him, but instead decided to "spend him to death". He now can't retire because he has to pay for like 4 big vacations per year and to renovate their house every year or two. She owns him all because he did something stupid.

Being stupid creates leverage.
Leverage destroys freedom.
Don't be stupid, never be ashamed of what you do/say, and you'll stay free.
This post was edited on 3/27/18 at 12:06 pm
Posted by TechDawg2007
Bawville
Member since Nov 2007
32462 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 11:57 am to
"The only advantage you have over me is you can kiss my arse and I can't"
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