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Posted on 3/27/18 at 10:02 am
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16089 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 10:02 am
If you lay with dogs you’re gonna get fleas.

What are some timeless nuggets?
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
24353 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 10:02 am to
No matter how hot she is, some man, somewhere is sick of her shite
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 10:02 am to
If Rebeloke posts it, it sucks
Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
40486 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 10:03 am to
If you see a rebeloke post, downvote it
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35012 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 10:03 am to
Rebeloke has the world's biggest slut for a mother
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37811 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 10:03 am to
every dime you make dishonestly will end up costing you a dollar in the long run
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
36113 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 10:04 am to
But if you frick one goat....
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82017 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 10:04 am to
You're not gay if he's the one doing the sucking.
Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
Member since Nov 2008
16172 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 10:05 am to
The "Golden Rule"

Seriously, religious or not, if you do that 99% of everything else will take care of itself.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 10:06 am to
Rebeloke is a terrible poster.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
25512 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 10:07 am to
quote:

You're not gay if he's the one doing the sucking.




Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 10:08 am to
Don't play poker against a guy named after a city or state.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28876 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 10:13 am to
never trust a fart
Posted by Allyn McKeen
Key West, FL
Member since Jun 2012
4277 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 10:16 am to
Hmmm... I always thought it was, "If you lay with dogs, you are going to get licked on your mouth when you least expect it, and it usually happens right after they lick their butt or balls, and when you get up to go wash your mouth, you realize that you are covered with dog hair."

It doesn't roll off of the tongue though, so not many people say it, but we all know it is true.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18050 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 10:19 am to
Never ask a woman who looks pregnant when she is due. All it takes is one mistaken time and your life is ruined.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 10:19 am to
Mizzoukillz>>>>>>>>>rebeloke
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63958 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 10:26 am to
If you play with a turd, you'll get shite on your hands.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 10:27 am to
Two in the pink, one in the stink is not an acceptable first move during intercourse with a new lady.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16089 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 10:33 am to
One who goes to sleep with itchy butthole wakes up with smelly finger
Posted by trillhog
Elite Membership
Member since Jul 2011
19407 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 10:38 am to
see things as they are, not as they were or how you would wish them to be.
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