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Immortality Through Quantum Suicide

Posted on 9/27/17 at 1:07 pm
Posted by OleWarSkuleAlum
Huntsville, AL
Member since Dec 2013
10293 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 1:07 pm
I’m sure many of you are wondering how to become immortal. Well here is a video on how to reach immortality using quantum mechanics...


LINK
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33912 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 1:08 pm to
Try it and let me know how it goes baw
Posted by monkeybutt
Member since Oct 2015
4584 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 1:09 pm to
Posted by heypaul
The O-T Lounge
Member since May 2008
38449 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 1:09 pm to
Wasn't this an X-Files episode?
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104478 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 1:11 pm to
You first, bud.
Posted by Jyrdis
TD Premium Member Level III
Member since Aug 2015
13533 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 1:46 pm to
Was hoping for something like Jet Li in The One. Got disappointed by a lame theory instead.
Posted by 9001
Pools closed
Member since Jul 2017
2100 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 2:28 pm to
That's quit the Quantum Leap you made there.
Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
12418 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 2:35 pm to
I could see some plant baws giving this a try
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49206 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 2:40 pm to
I'm already immortal, step your game up.

quote:

OleWarSkuleAlum

Did you ever figure out your time zone for Live PD?
Posted by OhMy
Member since Jan 2016
834 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 2:43 pm to
Posted by devils1854
Franklin
Member since Aug 2014
6464 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 3:20 pm to
This was the worst Daniel Craig James Bond movie
Posted by klrstix
Shreveport, LA
Member since Oct 2006
3643 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 3:47 pm to
quote:

Well here is a video on how to reach immortality using quantum mechanics...



or not...
Posted by Gnarkill
Member since Aug 2017
382 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 3:48 pm to
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 9/27/17 at 3:53 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76199 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 3:54 pm to
I'll ask Steve Martin, he's still around even after this:


This post was edited on 9/27/17 at 3:54 pm
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138858 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

Gnarkill
how have i never seen that gif

Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 9/27/17 at 4:23 pm to
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73838 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 4:44 pm to
frick Quantum Suicide.
Posted by GetEmTigers08
Mississippi
Member since Dec 2007
1242 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 4:47 pm to
I'll bite. Always been a fan of the many worlds theory, so this idea had crossed my mind from time to time, though, I didn't realize it was a thought experiment. But it's nothing more than Schodinger's cat applied to MWT.

As physical reality is based around probability, when considering MWT, you basically have to accept that causality will always ensure that every possible scenario happens, has happened, will happen, for all of time. This includes seeing the probability of the nuke killing you become ridiculously likely. Regardless, death comes for us all, and there's nothing to stop it in our world's scenario. Even if we figured out immortality, this theory would still give way to many worlds with versions of our immortal selves, as well as worlds where these immortals still perish from other means. We will eventually all reach our demise, just because of probability. Every decision we make, whether good or harmful, is constantly altering this probability. And if there's one thing I've learned, it's that probability and infinity are two areas that are almost impossible to fathom when considered interrelated.
This post was edited on 9/27/17 at 4:53 pm
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 9/27/17 at 4:54 pm to
Quantum Quackery
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