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re: I’m trying to bang this 18 year old cute blonde but she’s just so annoying
Posted on 10/22/19 at 9:08 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Posted on 10/22/19 at 9:08 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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She’s in college and I’m 23
This is just sad. You are 5 years older, not 15
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Posted on 10/22/19 at 9:11 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Prison rule 1 - Never date a girl younger than your underwear.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 9:23 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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She’s in college and I’m 23
The rule is half your age plus 7 so yeah she’s borderline too young
Posted on 10/22/19 at 9:23 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Close on that arse and roll out, or bail altogether. That's as good as it's gonna get chief.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 9:24 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Since you’re an Arkansas fan I assume this blonde is your sister, so I would ask your dad how he bagged her.
Anybody say this yet?
Anybody say this yet?
Posted on 10/22/19 at 9:25 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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She’s in college and I’m 23
Yeaaahhhh , so post that pic
Posted on 10/22/19 at 9:26 pm to tigerbait121
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She probably has a penis
Women can have penises! :mad:
Posted on 10/22/19 at 9:45 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
quote:Wait a minute. I once pretended to be an airline pilot when I was 24 and she was 19. shite got a bit dicey, but we got naked.
She’s in college and I’m 23
All you got to do is fake being interested for a few days. Come on man.
I had to go figure out what an aileron was.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 9:47 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Why are you even trying to hold a conversation with her?
Just stuff her holes.
Just stuff her holes.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 9:52 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Calm down, Dennis Quaid.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 9:52 pm to tigerfoot
quote:Put it in her Pitot tube.
I had to go figure out what an aileron was.
PIIHPT
Posted on 10/22/19 at 9:54 pm to FredsGotSlacks
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The rule is half your age plus 7 so yeah she’s borderline too young
That’s a universal benchmark. Have an upvote.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 9:55 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Is this a human or a chimpanzee? I get your threads confused.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 9:56 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
What's actually assuming the girl is real and not 300 pounds is that she's using you to buy her drinks. Buy her a few drinks and then she'll say she has to pee when in reality she's getting nailed by some 24 year old in the stalls
Posted on 10/22/19 at 9:56 pm to soccerfüt
quote:They didn't have google back then, if she would've just said pitot I would've giggled.
Put it in her Pitot tube.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 9:57 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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I’m 23
Why do you sound like your 50?
Posted on 10/22/19 at 10:25 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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tik tok
Had to google
Never heard of this
Posted on 10/23/19 at 12:11 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Your an idiot, you dont try to converse with them on any mature level at that age.
Just nod occasionally and smile a lot while you frick their brains out.
You young pups amuse me at times.
Just nod occasionally and smile a lot while you frick their brains out.
You young pups amuse me at times.
Posted on 10/23/19 at 12:18 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
So you’re trying to frick a child and you’re annoyed she’s acting like a child?
Posted on 10/23/19 at 12:27 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Give her BigPerm’s number. I’ll man up and have sexual relations with the 18 year old good looking woman.
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