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re: I'm Going To Break A Girl's Heart Tonight
Posted on 11/12/14 at 8:55 pm to FuzzyTigerBalls
Posted on 11/12/14 at 8:55 pm to FuzzyTigerBalls
quote:
Lucky Tiger is doing the right thing. Sure, he's going to absolutely crush her soul and destroy her life. She'll probably entertain suicidal thoughts for a while and if that doesn't kill her then she'll start her whoring phase. All girls go through this phase but most do it in college or their mid twenties after their college romance ends. Kinda like when this one should have ended. So first she will start banging acquaintances because this is what women do. They really don't like one night stands. And she's used to sleeping with someone she has an emotional attachment to, that up to now has been you. This will be hard on you because these acquaintances will probably be your friends too. Then the whore phase will kick into high gear and she'll be banging randoms on a weekly basis. You'll be over her by then so this won't effect you but she'll either wind up pregnant with a strangers baby or with an STD, probably both. If that doesn't happen her life will start to suffer from too much partying and drinking. Going out every night looking for at least some of the companionship you stole from her. She'll end up getting fired and then probably get mixed up in drugs and either OD or end up in jail.
Once again, you did the right thing. It's just too bad you had to ruin her life doing it.
It doesn't matter if the situation in the OP is real or not, this is the correct answer to this thread.
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Posted on 11/12/14 at 9:43 pm to terd ferguson
quote:
It took you 10 years to figure this out?
String her on for sex
Posted on 11/12/14 at 9:43 pm to Sentrius
Is he still alive? 
Posted on 11/12/14 at 10:08 pm to MoreOrLes
We need an op update on how smoothly things went tonight.
Posted on 11/12/14 at 10:09 pm to I Love Bama
quote:
You couldn't be more wrong. I'm pulling more 22 year old arse now than ever before. I will admit I can't pull the 18 year olds anymore.
I don't think he's talking about casual sex. He's talking about dating women you actually like and can be around more than a couple of hours.
The 20 year old women are pretty vapid for the most part and the 30 year old women come to the date with a checklist.
This post was edited on 11/12/14 at 10:11 pm
Posted on 11/12/14 at 10:11 pm to ZacAttack
He's looking for his dick that got thrown out a car window somewhere on Perkins Rowe.
Posted on 11/12/14 at 10:12 pm to ZacAttack
Yeah there are a few shite stories that I just need to hear the ending to. This thread just can not make it to page 2 and be forgotten. The OP better get back here and report on wtf went down. Bump!
Posted on 11/12/14 at 10:14 pm to LSUneaux
Update? Cliffs?
Posted on 11/12/14 at 10:15 pm to Vanilla Ice
nothing from the OP since about 4 pm.
Posted on 11/12/14 at 10:16 pm to Goldrush25
quote:22-27 is the best age to get them
The 20 year old women are pretty vapid for the most part and the 30 year old women come to the date with a checklist.
Posted on 11/12/14 at 10:17 pm to BOSCEAUX
She killed him, or her dad did. I got 3.50 on it. Any takers?
Posted on 11/12/14 at 10:17 pm to BOSCEAUX
A breakup from a 10 year relationship isn't one of those things that takes 15 min. This is gonna take hours. I'm guessing it won't be done till a little after midnight.
Posted on 11/12/14 at 10:19 pm to FuzzyTigerBalls
quote:
A breakup from a 10 year relationship isn't one of those things that takes 15 min. This is gonna take hours. I'm guessing it won't be done till a little after midnight.
This thing won't be over for weeks. maybe months.
Posted on 11/12/14 at 10:19 pm to fr33manator
Anything good happen in here or just 30 pages of "she was fricking Jody"?
Posted on 11/12/14 at 10:20 pm to hendersonshands
She will be before the moon is full.
Posted on 11/12/14 at 10:28 pm to Goldrush25
What is the checklist?
Posted on 11/12/14 at 10:33 pm to Pectus
Then checklist is what qualities a woman around 30 wants in a man. If he doesn't match every quality on that list, he's gone. Somebody else said it, but the best age for women really is between 22 and 27. The crazy really comes out around 28 and on.
Posted on 11/12/14 at 10:58 pm to LuckyTiger
Posted on 11/12/14 at 11:00 pm to blackmouth
Break up with her Wolf of Wall Street style bro!
Posted on 11/12/14 at 11:15 pm to rzd30
He definitely pussed out. Beta as frick bruh.
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