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re: Im calling into work tomorrow

Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:55 pm to
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:55 pm to
Solid perk
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:55 pm to
I'm going to tell them I have to go out of town.
Posted by Mullet Flap
Lysdexia
Member since Jun 2015
4208 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:56 pm to
You're having a sex change surgery and the liberal media is paying for it
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:56 pm to
So your unemployed and live off welfare?
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:56 pm to
Tell them you got a DWHUA (driving while head up arse) and cop said you must stay home until you hear the loud pop of of your head being expelled.
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:57 pm to
In hospital having an addedicktome.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167354 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:57 pm to
Pffft...I wish. Would be easier than the BS I deal with.
Posted by HeadyMurphey
Los Santos
Member since Jan 2008
17187 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:58 pm to
PTO unless you are poor
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71447 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:58 pm to
Um, say I want to use a vacation day?
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:58 pm to
That's not called dwhua, that's called cranial Rectum inversion
Posted by MLSter
Member since Feb 2013
3970 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:58 pm to
quote:

What should I use as my excuse to take off.


haha im doing the same thing. bastards told me i couldnt have the week off. went to the beach with friends for the 4th. they had the room all week. i came back for work today and it was hell so tomorrow im saying frick it and heading back to the beach.
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
39519 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:59 pm to
How about just take PTO since you know this is exctly what it's there for? I took a day off a few weeks ago so I could catch up on some shite I needed to do during work hours, which I did after I slept in and relaxed.
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:59 pm to
I would love to work from home stout but I'm not that resourceful
Posted by tjohn deaux
GA
Member since Feb 2007
10177 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 10:01 pm to
Explosive diahrrea

Having an MRI to test for claustrophobia
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167354 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 10:05 pm to
It's nice. My day consists of lots of phone calls and emails as well as processing work orders my contractors complete though I am about to sub that part out so I can focus on other things. Some days are busy as hell because of contractors fricking up and other days are boring as can be. Today I was busy because I am hiring for people to cover 3 new states for me so I had lots of people calling, emailing, and applying for the positions.

Tomorrow I have to go work in the field for a bit for the first time in 2 months which I am dreading. It's fricking hot.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124538 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 10:21 pm to
Just be honest with your boss
Posted by SEC. 593
Chicago
Member since Aug 2012
4046 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 10:40 pm to
Why do you need an excuse? Just tell them you're taking the day off.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66963 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 10:43 pm to
Tell them your dickbutt hurts bad, like real bad
Posted by Tiger Bawlz
Southeast of Disorder
Member since Dec 2007
1977 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 10:46 pm to
quote:

Pffft...I wish. Would be easier than the BS I deal with.


Independent Contractor?
Posted by Tiger Bawlz
Southeast of Disorder
Member since Dec 2007
1977 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 10:48 pm to
You want to go vandalize civil war monuments because you're white.
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