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re: I'm almost willing to pay someone to date my ex
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:08 am to Austin Cajun
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:08 am to Austin Cajun
How good was she in the sack?
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Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:08 am to Austin Cajun
I'll marry her
When you go a decade without getting laid you don't even care what the girl will look like
Does she live in BR? Help me out please if you don't mind
When you go a decade without getting laid you don't even care what the girl will look like
Does she live in BR? Help me out please if you don't mind
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:09 am to Austin Cajun
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no pics
thread is a fail then.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:12 am to Walt OReilly
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Does she live in BR?
Nope, she's in Austin.
I wanted the divorce.
She's the worst person I've ever slept with and I'm not saying that out of bitterness. She's terrible.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:13 am to Austin Cajun
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no pics
Beta
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:13 am to Austin Cajun
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We got divorced over 3 years ago and she won't leave me the hell alone. She text me stupid shite numerous times daily, I've asked her to stop. We have a kid together so we have to stay in contact, but she will text me things that doesn't even pertain to him. She ask me to come over and look at or repair everything in her house. I just want her to go away. She hasn't had a serious relationship since and I know she's bored to death. I need someone to date her and keep her occupied so she will leave me alone and let me live my life. She needs someone bone her hard and let it sit in there and marinate for a while.
Great thread! 
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no pics
Failed thread
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:13 am to Austin Cajun
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She's the worst person I've ever slept with and I'm not saying that out of bitterness. She's terrible.
Was she a bad wife?
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:15 am to Austin Cajun
At least give us height, weight, boob size, waist size, and hair color
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:15 am to Austin Cajun
How could you post this without posting pics? You are scum.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:16 am to Austin Cajun
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I'm almost willing to pay someone to date my ex
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She needs someone bone her hard and let it sit in there and marinate for a while.
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no pics
You cant come in here asking someone to bang your ex without 1: telling us why yall split and 2: not show us whom we would be banging.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:17 am to Austin Cajun
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Nope, she's in Austin.
quote:I think I dated her 4-5 years ago
She's the worst person I've ever slept with and I'm not saying that out of bitterness. She's terrible.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:18 am to OWLFAN86
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I think I dated her 4-5 years ago
You ARE the father.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:18 am to Austin Cajun
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We got divorced over 3 years ago and she won't leave me the hell alone. She text me stupid shite numerous times daily, I've asked her to stop.
We have a kid together so we have to stay in contact, but she will text me things that doesn't even pertain to him. She ask me to come over and look at or repair everything in her house. I just want her to go away.
She hasn't had a serious relationship since and I know she's bored to death.
I need someone to date her and keep her occupied so she will leave me alone and let me live my life. She needs someone bone her hard and let it sit in there and marinate for a while.
no pics
Josh?
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:19 am to Austin Cajun
Tell her to get a job
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:19 am to Pettifogger
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Was she a bad wife?
She could have been better, but she certainly could have been a lot worse.
All honesty, she's a very sweet and genuine person. We just weren't compatible.
I'm very active and outgoing. She's shy and lazy. The two of us together were like oil and water.
The woman I'm engaged to now really makes my ex look bad. She just does everything right.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:20 am to Austin Cajun
the Tiger Ham poster will most certainly put his dick in it.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:21 am to Austin Cajun
OT will need to see pics.
If no pics OT will need to know if she shaves he vajayjay, Boob Size, waistline measurments, hair color, any tatoos, does she let you PIIHB, does she stretch marks, height, weight, blood pressure and glucose level...... if all that passes the OT will need to see her last 4 years tax returns.
If no pics OT will need to know if she shaves he vajayjay, Boob Size, waistline measurments, hair color, any tatoos, does she let you PIIHB, does she stretch marks, height, weight, blood pressure and glucose level...... if all that passes the OT will need to see her last 4 years tax returns.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:21 am to Austin Cajun
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She's shy and lazy.
She's a fairly large woman isn't she?
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:22 am to Austin Cajun
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She's the worst person I've ever slept with
Even the worst piece of pussy is good.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:22 am to Austin Cajun
if you really hate her so much, i'll give her herpes for you and probably a few strains of HPV. don't sleep on HPV. that shite can cause cervical cancer, so let me know how serious you are.
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