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re: Im 93 years young. Ask me anything

Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:40 am to
Posted by thatsnotmydog
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2013
369 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:40 am to
Three time a widow and a pretty solid run with the stray cats before and in between. I often reflect on those sexual escapades. Helps keep the mind sharp. I had this one lady over in Korea who taught me that the back door ain’t just for poopin. Oh daddy.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
21848 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:40 am to
When you shite your diapier do you tell anyone or do you just ride the wave?
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10770 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:41 am to
I think one of us should have lunch with this guy.
Posted by thatsnotmydog
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2013
369 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:43 am to
Haven’t had a dog since moving to SJP but that there is a reference to a film called the Pink Panther.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
61524 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:43 am to
quote:

Trying to be funny or you a damn retard? Go read a book you imbecile.

damn retard I guess.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16120 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:44 am to
It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they were fooled.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133223 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:44 am to
Ever felt a man’s life slip away by your hand?
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
175935 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:45 am to
quote:

one lady over in Korea who taught me that the back door ain’t just for poopin.


whose back door?
Posted by Taffeta
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2012
985 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:45 am to
You go to therapy at St.James?

If so, who is your favorite therapist?
Posted by thatsnotmydog
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2013
369 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:47 am to
That’s asking for quite a story. Back in the 70s there was this thing called swinging going around. Lots of couples would get together and switch up wives for the night. Of course I was curious but the wife wasn’t having it. So I got my then housekeeper to pose as my wife and go to one of the swingers parties. Problem was no one wanted to swap off with me. Apparently there remained a good bit of racism in the group combined with the early stages of fat shaming. Anywho I put it to Mathilda and called it a win.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216049 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:49 am to
Mathilda……..
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
77916 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:49 am to
Suspicious
Posted by thatsnotmydog
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2013
369 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:50 am to
Heck no we’re not doomed. Son we’ve had depressions world wars Mikes sitting in Cuba presidents shot in the streets hippies running around loose race riots you name it. This ain’t nothing. I have seen worse president s but maybe not any older. That many is definitely sporting a depends probably the slim cut
Posted by jrefferson
Walker
Member since Sep 2004
1163 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:51 am to
Do you remember the old Uncle Sam plantation?
Posted by thatsnotmydog
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2013
369 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:51 am to
Upvote for you
Posted by thatsnotmydog
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2013
369 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:54 am to
I sure do appreciate it my friend. I’m enjoying my day like I haven’t in decades. Stop by SJP anytime. Ask the young ladies down front to walk you over to Professor Dickweed’s apartment in assisted living. I show you how a catheter works.
Posted by frequent flyer
USA
Member since Jul 2021
3382 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:55 am to
If I make it to 93 (unlikely), I'd hope that I could spring for something as nice as SJP.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
175935 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:55 am to
quote:

I show you how a catheter works.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16120 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:56 am to
Have you ever had a gay experience?
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41382 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:58 am to
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I like how you are talking loud enough for him to hear you.

LOL
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