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IKEA has put out some feelers for the Esplanade Mall property, would be 1st area IKEA

Posted on 3/31/25 at 12:58 pm
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
123949 posts
Posted on 3/31/25 at 12:58 pm


quote:

IKEA has put out feelers for the Esplanade Mall property in Kenner. Meanwhile, other redevelopment efforts have stalled. (The Times-Picayune
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
23653 posts
Posted on 3/31/25 at 1:00 pm to
If this goes through New Orleans will experience a spike in domestic abuse due to wives buying things for their husbands to assemble.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
131074 posts
Posted on 3/31/25 at 1:01 pm to
quote:

IKEA has put out some feelers for the Esplanade Mall property
I hope they're able to put it together...
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
39831 posts
Posted on 3/31/25 at 1:03 pm to
Divorce rates will sky rocket.
Posted by ned nederlander
Member since Dec 2012
5059 posts
Posted on 3/31/25 at 1:04 pm to
Please let this happen. If we are going to use taxpayer money to attract a business to the city, I’d much rather it be ikea than the saints or pelicans or an nhl team or an mls team.

At least when ikea wastes $200 and 4 hours of my time on a sunday I’ll have a new allen wrench to show for it.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
52814 posts
Posted on 3/31/25 at 1:05 pm to
quote:

hope they're able to put it together..


I actually know the guy that is the commercial realtor overseeing this, his name is Allen Wrench
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
123949 posts
Posted on 3/31/25 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

I hope they're able to put it together...



Admittedly, that is a good one
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
14410 posts
Posted on 3/31/25 at 1:18 pm to
Most of what they sell is dorm room junk.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
14530 posts
Posted on 3/31/25 at 1:18 pm to
Congrats on the really shitty furniture and swedish meatballs.
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35039 posts
Posted on 3/31/25 at 1:19 pm to
People from Baton Rouge would drive in to eat at the cafeteria,
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
14530 posts
Posted on 3/31/25 at 1:20 pm to
quote:


People from Baton Rouge would drive in to eat at the cafeteria,


Not if they had to walk through the entire store.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
38845 posts
Posted on 3/31/25 at 1:22 pm to
divorce lawyer salvate as wives line up to purchase a new book shelves that requires 20 different allen wrenches
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
101793 posts
Posted on 3/31/25 at 1:25 pm to
An underrated Deadpool gag is him buying IKEA furniture for Blind Al to assemble.
Posted by Palomitz
Miami
Member since Oct 2009
2462 posts
Posted on 3/31/25 at 1:25 pm to
One of their sales strategies is that the store needs to be adjacent or visible from a highway or interstate.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
101793 posts
Posted on 3/31/25 at 1:27 pm to
The store in metro Memphis isn’t visible from the interstate. Less sure if Germantown Rd is considered a state highway tho.
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
24399 posts
Posted on 3/31/25 at 1:46 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70288 posts
Posted on 3/31/25 at 1:56 pm to
I can see the future...
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Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
2400 posts
Posted on 3/31/25 at 1:59 pm to
Fabulous!!!

Do they sell brisket sandwiches and have clean bathrooms too?
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
3530 posts
Posted on 3/31/25 at 2:21 pm to
Wonder how long it lasts there?
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
18180 posts
Posted on 3/31/25 at 2:51 pm to
not all of it is shitty- I got 4 Billy Bookcases and they have been solid for over 5 years.
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