re: If your dorm bed was an upper bunk bed, would you use a bed rail?

Drunk me says yes.

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I rolled off the top bunk many times in college. I ended up retarded.

I never fell off my top bunk in jail and there was no rail

My freshman year roommate rolled out of his lofted bed while trying to answer the phone early in the morning. He landed on the corner of a dry erase board that he had leaned up against his desk. That bitch took a triangle shaped chunk of skin out of his hip and took 9 stitches to close.

I still own bunk beds and the upper bunk does have a rail. It's reinforced with zip-ties, in fact. Unless you sleep up there every night (and no one does), you're likely to forget where you are and roll right off.

This is worse than when my mom found a dip can under my bed when I was 14 and told my dad she wanted to put me in rehab. Fortunately my dad was a reasonable man and laughed in her face. Men need to keep their women toned the frick down more these days.

This is a damn shame.