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re: If you woke up as the opposite sex...
Posted on 5/9/18 at 11:31 pm to tigerfan247365
Posted on 5/9/18 at 11:31 pm to tigerfan247365
I would die of a heart attack when I go to grab my junk and it’s gone...can’t believe all the guys wanting dick in this thread 
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Posted on 5/9/18 at 11:33 pm to Topwater Trout
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.can’t believe all the guys wanting dick in this thread
Posted on 5/10/18 at 5:15 am to tigerfan247365
69 with another chick.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 5:18 am to tigerfan247365
In the words of Shakespeare...
"Get thee to a bee bee cee."
"Get thee to a bee bee cee."
Posted on 5/10/18 at 5:25 am to tigerfan247365
quote:Fingerbang myself with the most extreme prejudice.
What would be the first thing you do?
Once I figured out how my shite worked*, go on a lesbian hunting quest like the world has never seen.
*I have a pretty good conceptual idea of female sexuality but every one of them can have differences in what makes them redline. I’d have to get familiar with my own subtitles. And tities. Very familiar.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 5:25 am to tiger114
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I would find a guy to have anal sex with me so that I know how it feels. #nohomo
Never had a finger in your arse during sec? With a little of the lidocaine infused lubricant it’s quite pleasing while receiving oral sex. Highly recommended.
I can’t emphasize the lidocaine enough though.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 5:30 am to tigerfan247365
Scratch my balls then get up and watch my wife cook, clean and take care of kids all day.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 5:36 am to MBclass83
quote:That is an underrated part of being a guy.
Scratch my balls
Nice observation.
The other stuff you wrote? whatever.
This post was edited on 5/10/18 at 5:38 am
Posted on 5/10/18 at 6:10 am to tigerfan247365
Go to the nearest lesbian bar.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 6:12 am to tigerfan247365
Become a whore.
Claim I screwed the president and ask for more hush money.
Go on tour and make money.
Claim I screwed the president and ask for more hush money.
Go on tour and make money.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 6:34 am to johnnyrocket
Damn 3 pages and not a single PIIMB?
Posted on 5/10/18 at 6:56 am to MBclass83
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Scratch
Pinch and Roll, BAW. Pinch and roll.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 6:57 am to tigerfan247365
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If you woke up as the opposite sex...
Check into an insane asylum.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 7:00 am to Topwater Trout
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can’t believe all the guys wanting dick in this thread
Hey man, I'd rather take a dick than be gay.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 7:01 am to tigerfan247365
Finger blast myself into oblivion.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 7:23 am to jcolsut91
The first page definitely did not disappoint
Posted on 5/10/18 at 7:27 am to tigerfan247365
Find something to bitch about.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 7:34 am to shawnlsu
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Damn 3 pages and not a single PIIMB?
I guess you missed the post where some closet ghey said he’d want a big fatty in his fart box
Posted on 5/10/18 at 8:00 am to tigerfan247365
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If you woke up as the opposite sex..
i'd spend the day playing with my new found toys.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 8:12 am to TH03
TH03 nails it! 
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