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re: If you were worth $100 million

Posted on 10/18/18 at 10:58 pm to
Posted by VOLhalla
Knoxville
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Posted on 10/18/18 at 10:58 pm to
If I had to pick one I’d go DJ. I’m immediately going to retire and try to disappear as much as possible and frankly I doubt anyone I know would recognize the world’s most famous DJ.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
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Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 10/18/18 at 11:04 pm to
Why on earth would people choose CEO.

If I'm already worth 100 million I'm not picking the most stressful and most time-demanding job.

Y'all dumbasses probably think that world renowned business leaders just hang out and golf all day.

Y'all claim you want to be CEO because you don't want people to know you're rich. Yea, maybe you won't have so many leeches in your personal life, but you are getting fricking bombarded by people wanting to meet with you and talk to you every waking moment of your day. Every day.

All the other option might bring fame in the traditional sense, but you can also choose to work as much or as little as you want (movie star, musician) or you have months and months of guaranteed off time every year (sports)


CEO is a 365 days a year job. Y'all realize they don't pay world renowned CEOs the big bucks to not work their dicks off right?
Posted by Party At LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2005
10964 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 11:16 pm to
However, if you were a world renowned CEO of a business, chances are you are worth much, much more than $100 million.

Think of the businesses that are so big that their CEOs are world famous. Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk all shat on $100 million.
Posted by Ryan3232
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Posted on 10/19/18 at 12:08 am to
quote:

Or a world known Politician?

frick that. Yes to all the above though. I would choose to be the next Tom Benson and own the Saints. (Wasnt an option I know, but thats what Id want.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
133627 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 12:28 am to
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If you were worth $100 million
I’d be trying to figure out where the rest of my money went.
Posted by Ryan3232
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Posted on 10/19/18 at 12:35 am to
quote:

LSURussian
$10 says you are worth only $99 million. Dont try to make people think you are worth 9 digits when you are only 8 digits....
Posted by Nachos Man
Member since Feb 2018
147 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 12:38 am to
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2 chicks at the same time


It's $100 million, man.

2 hundred chicks at the same time.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 12:49 am to
If I wanted to actually keep the job then I choose musician. Having tons of money and doing coke and banging groupies each night sounds fun.

Preferably I'd just retire and most people don't know what CEOs look like. It would be easier to blend in after retirement if I hadn't made a career being on stage or tv.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88782 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 12:56 am to
doing it all wrong baw, anonymity is what you want with wealth
Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
45656 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 5:11 am to
DJ easily. No question about it.

Anyone picking anything else that is male and not gay is retarded.

The best looking women in the world throw themselves at the top DJs every single night 365 days a year. Tiesto is in his 40s and every time he does a pool party at Wet Republic, a couple of dozen of the hottest girls on the planet would literally fight each other to frick him.

Play music at pools and awesome venues, have fun and your choice of however many different hot chics you want day or night 365 days a year?

Top DJ is such an obvious and easy answer here
Posted by randybobandy
NOLA
Member since Mar 2015
2065 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 7:20 am to
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Would you rather be a World known DJ


I don't know if I could actually hit play and then fade that song out and fade the next in. I might not have the God-given talent to be a DJ.... I'll practice waving my hands and saying hey-ho ... hey-ho..
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60706 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 7:33 am to
As to your list of 5 / 6

World known......


DJ
Has a decent probability of getting ganked in a club in a drive by or by angry dad



Movie Entertainer (guessing this is an actor)
Have to live in Hollywierd and 100 million gets blown on the house and lifestyle



Sports Figure
Great while you are hot but do you want to be doing cheesy commercials later



Business CEO
Selling your soul to the devil usually comes with some strings



Politician
The Turtle is worth about 1/2 that now and may be the devil



Music Singer
Probably the best option especially if you can have creative control
+ Highest occupation for groupies
+ Best late stage career (Stones are still working)
+ Best exercise environment to keep you fit (if no drugs or booze) from live concerts
+ Lots of travel where you are your own boss
+ You can be ugly as sin and still get laid




I still say if you could be the next Hugh Hefner, that would be the gig. By the 1970's he was worth several 100 million (probably well over a billion or two in todays dollars). Biggest perk is he got to work in his jammies for 20+ years and he got to write off his home and party expenses as business deductions.

Most folks pay for hookers and blow, he got all that for free or as write offs.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60706 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 7:35 am to
You were a billionaire till you tried to succeed in the horse business.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60706 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 7:41 am to
8 digits probably describes most folks claiming 8 digits

100,000.00 = Net Worth
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98758 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 7:42 am to
CEO
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
17458 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 7:43 am to
Can I just have the cash and none of the stuff you listed?
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