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If you use a straw, you are destroying the environment

Posted on 7/13/18 at 12:11 pm
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 12:11 pm
Im at a restaurant eating lunch and they are no longer offering straws unless requested.

In other words, Im going to make you feel bad if you ask for a straw. You the paying customer are disgusting, vile, piece of shite.

ding, ding, ding
Here is your food.
This post was edited on 7/13/18 at 12:12 pm
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15166 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 12:12 pm to
I will 100% request. I would loved to be judged for my use of a straw.
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
57269 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

In other words, Im going to make you feel bad if you ask for a straw.

Don't care, still going to use straws.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20375 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

Im at a restaurant eating lunch and they are no longer offering straws unless requested.


You live in a socialist hellhole? My condolences.
This post was edited on 7/13/18 at 12:13 pm
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 12:13 pm to

Just reapply your lipstick after lunch.

Suck it up.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58122 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 12:14 pm to
This makes me so mad I kick my dog and beat my wife.
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
13624 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 12:14 pm to
Bet they still use plastic forks and knives for their carry out orders instead of giving you real silverware. This is a cost savings measure for restaurants disguised as an environmental pitch. I guarantee they won’t be giving out Yeti type steel straws that they can keep and clean.
This post was edited on 7/19/18 at 3:49 pm
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 12:15 pm to
Dumb shite.
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

Just reapply your lipstick after lunch.

Suck it up.


What you do with your butt hole is of no concern to me.
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15166 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

Bet they still use plastic forks and knives for their carry out orders instead of giving you real silverware. This is a cost savings measure for restaurants disguised as an environmental pitch. I guarantee they won’t been over Yeti type steel stars that they can keep and clean.


I can't back this up with facts but supposedly the "environmentalist" say that straws are too light to be recycled (i.e. they get lost in the shuffle) so they go to a dump were they do not decompose for ~500 years unlike the plastic utensils.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 12:17 pm to

It's a fricking straw.
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10998 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 12:17 pm to
Just got back from Jamaica. The resort we stayed at did this. No straw unless you ask.
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 12:18 pm to
500 year old straw found on beach.
Posted by dinosaur
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
1091 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 12:18 pm to
A lot of straws that look like plastic are actually treated paper. I wonder if those guys realize that they can paper? Or are they just cheap?
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15166 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 12:19 pm to
quote:

500 year old straw found on beach.


Didn't it get found with the 500 year old iPhone?
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
9356 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 12:19 pm to
Better that than my teeth
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 12:19 pm to
save money not the earth is what they mean
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30090 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 12:22 pm to
Damn, I was woke long before any of you Gaia-destroyers*. I never use straws.











*Or as an inveterate ice-chewer I've never used straws.
Posted by Methuselah
On da Riva
Member since Jan 2005
23350 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 12:24 pm to
quote:

In other words, Im going to make you feel bad if you ask for a straw.

If that makes you feel bad, you are a little too much on the sensitive side.

Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45188 posts
Posted on 7/13/18 at 12:28 pm to
Ill ask for two straws and throw one straight in the trash.

Oh yeah. I play by my own rules.
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