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re: If you had to disappear, how would you do it?
Posted on 6/27/22 at 1:53 pm to WildTchoupitoulas
Posted on 6/27/22 at 1:53 pm to WildTchoupitoulas
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Okay, you start by telling me how you're going to get that fricking thing off your ankle without anybody finding out.
You aren't going to.
That's why you have to have your shite all planned out, cut the ankle and bolt.
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Posted on 6/27/22 at 1:55 pm to JetsetNuggs
He swam through a river of shite.
Posted on 6/27/22 at 1:55 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
A would make a female guard fall in love with me and help me escape.
A male guard if I was desperate.
A male guard if I was desperate.
Posted on 6/27/22 at 1:55 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
Certainly not by telling everyone on a well Trafficked message board.
Posted on 6/27/22 at 1:55 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
Probably get to Cuba through Miami. Stay there long enough to get a new identity. Then set off to somewhere fairly decent with no extradition. There are a few ways to do it, but ideally you would want to do it before you ever get arrested.
Posted on 6/27/22 at 1:56 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
Move to the Ukraine
Posted on 6/27/22 at 1:56 pm to Master of Sinanju
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A would make a female guard fall in love with me and help me escape.
A male guard if I was desperate.
In this scenario, you are not in jail. You are waiting to be sentenced.
Posted on 6/27/22 at 1:57 pm to WildTchoupitoulas
quote:
Okay, you start by telling me how you're going to get that fricking thing off your ankle without anybody finding out.
The ankle monitor? If you’re in Baton Rouge, they don’t even check if they’re charged
So that’s a plus for living in a shite hole
Posted on 6/27/22 at 1:57 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
Cloak of invisibility
Posted on 6/27/22 at 1:58 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
quote:
cut the ankle and bolt.
That's the setup?
frick that, there's not enough time. I'll take my chances in court.
Posted on 6/27/22 at 1:58 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
Posted on 6/27/22 at 1:59 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
If you are in New Mexico call Best Quality Vacuum at (505) 842-4205.
The first thing you have to do is commit. THe overwhelming majority of folks who try to disappear and are caught reinsert themselves into their old life at some point. You have to commit to never contacting anyone or anything you were close to again.
You have to be sitting on a decent pile of cash because working anywhere in the near term is too risky in most cases.
Daylaborer jobs work best later because the people hiring you are not looking to be detected not paying payroll taxes and the like so they do not ask too many questions.
You have to be squeaky clean to avoid any possible situation where you might be fingerprinted.
It is possible but most people that are in the situation where they want to disappear are not the ones with the will to do it.
The first thing you have to do is commit. THe overwhelming majority of folks who try to disappear and are caught reinsert themselves into their old life at some point. You have to commit to never contacting anyone or anything you were close to again.
You have to be sitting on a decent pile of cash because working anywhere in the near term is too risky in most cases.
Daylaborer jobs work best later because the people hiring you are not looking to be detected not paying payroll taxes and the like so they do not ask too many questions.
You have to be squeaky clean to avoid any possible situation where you might be fingerprinted.
It is possible but most people that are in the situation where they want to disappear are not the ones with the will to do it.
Posted on 6/27/22 at 2:01 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
Nice try mr F B I
Posted on 6/27/22 at 2:06 pm to Mid Iowa Tiger
I finally found myself after disappearing for a decade... now you want me to do it again?
Posted on 6/27/22 at 2:07 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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Most are uninhabited.
Till you come across Jewel's family and they trap you and make a roux.
Most people won't get this so I guess I'll explain. Jewel grew up on a pretty desolate Alaskan island where inhabitants engaged in some primitive "hunter and gatherer" behavior.
Posted on 6/27/22 at 2:07 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
One of my cousins jumped bail and just blended in around Atlanta for a couple years. He was able to make it work because he had a wealthy benefactor that was giving him money for regular expenses so he didn't have to get a job. He also had a doctor in the family for any healthcare he needed, on the downlow. There were bounty hunters looking for him, they used to hassle my dad because his SIL forged his signature as a cosigner on his bond.
He came to the realization it wasn't going to work forever, so his lawyer arranged a turning in of himself and he did a few years in the poke.
-Felony possession with intent to distribute
-Felony posession of a firearm during commission of a felony (crock of shite law)
If hadn't jumped bail, he probably wouldn't have done any time at all.
He came to the realization it wasn't going to work forever, so his lawyer arranged a turning in of himself and he did a few years in the poke.
-Felony possession with intent to distribute
-Felony posession of a firearm during commission of a felony (crock of shite law)
If hadn't jumped bail, he probably wouldn't have done any time at all.
Posted on 6/27/22 at 2:10 pm to deeprig9
I would go with the blend-in in major city route, taking jobs under the table for cash, laboror, maybe some drug sales, ballot harvesting, things of that nature, and just ride it out as long as I could, while making a long term plan, try to save money, to eventually retire with a fake identity in a rural area.
This post was edited on 6/27/22 at 2:11 pm
Posted on 6/27/22 at 2:17 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
quote:this is when being white is a disadvantage
So how would you do it?
You need good health to work physical labor, start watching sesame street in the language of the country you want to go to, mandatory to know the languages. Get hand painted realistic contacts to change your eye color to brown, especially if blue or green.
Never eat in public, and if you do bring your own silverware and wear gloves when holding a glass or really anything else, remember to wipe it down, and burn your own trash at home.
Visit a graveyard of a town that is never visited that much. Try to find a kid who died at birth or very young close to the year you were born, try to request records from local places and assume the identity elsewhere after you destroy the grave.
Eta
May also be beneficial to dig the grave and discard the body in a body of water too, or feed it to some pigs or large predators with discarded meat tied to it. Just get rid of all physical evidence and act like there must have been a mistake if ever confronted
This post was edited on 6/27/22 at 2:42 pm
Posted on 6/27/22 at 2:17 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
There was an interesting reality tv show a few years ago where couples were told to hide and evade trackers for a certain amount of time and there was a cash prize at stake. The trackers included current and former law enforcement and the show provided a lot of insight, even if a lot of it was staged.
The trackers would scour the runners’ homes and social media looking for clues as far as where the people were likely to go. They would start tracking cell phone traffic of the runners, friends, and relatives, looking for patterns or even “burner” phones. They monitored credit card accounts and ATMs.
The trackers also monitored car rental agencies and one of the biggest tools was the large network of license plate readers on major roads. They tracked the plates of relatives and friends and watched for suspicious patterns.
The crafty runners had family members drive rental cars that the runners had rented or they would head south, use an ATM, and then run north. The runners were limited to how far they could run so it wasn’t exactly a real scenario but it was still enlightening.
The trackers would scour the runners’ homes and social media looking for clues as far as where the people were likely to go. They would start tracking cell phone traffic of the runners, friends, and relatives, looking for patterns or even “burner” phones. They monitored credit card accounts and ATMs.
The trackers also monitored car rental agencies and one of the biggest tools was the large network of license plate readers on major roads. They tracked the plates of relatives and friends and watched for suspicious patterns.
The crafty runners had family members drive rental cars that the runners had rented or they would head south, use an ATM, and then run north. The runners were limited to how far they could run so it wasn’t exactly a real scenario but it was still enlightening.
Posted on 6/27/22 at 2:21 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
Sign up as a Mexican cartel mule.
If you can swim a little and walk you can make a lucrative career "smuggling" backpack size parcels of fentanyl across the US Mexican border with impunity.
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