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Posted on 6/12/25 at 11:39 am to fr33manator
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I like getting laid. 20’ tall
With a proportional penis you'd probably have to frick elephants.
Women would want to play with it for the novelty. They might not be able to sit on it but they’d be fascinated with it
Posted on 6/12/25 at 11:40 am to SallysHuman
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Good luck getting a girl interested in your ultra mega sized wares... I'd run from that!
Most would run. MANY would not.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 11:42 am to St Augustine
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Most would run. MANY would not.
A near two foot tallywhacker?
Honey, the ones that don't run... have been run through! Your winky will undoubtedly fall off after dipping into those skank pots.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 11:46 am to fr33manator
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As what, a mascot? Because you aren't seeing the court
Provided you have basic balance, and can even moderately jog you would 110% see the court.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 11:47 am to cdhorn28
Are you somehow related to Rod Serling? 
Posted on 6/12/25 at 11:47 am to SallysHuman
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Honey, the ones that don't run... have been run through! Your winky will undoubtedly fall off after dipping into those skank pots.
You’re 20 feet tall in this absurd scenario…don’t act like those wouldn’t be plenty of curious women on planet earth.
This post was edited on 6/12/25 at 11:49 am
Posted on 6/12/25 at 11:49 am to St Augustine
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You’re 20 feet tall in this absurd scenario…don’t act like those wouldn’t be plenty of curious women on planet earth.
Oh, I'd definitely wanna see it... then I'd run.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 12:16 pm to Toss_Dive
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What lol? I’m trying to think of any normal things you could do at 1’
I mean, I could go everywhere and hang out with people in pretty much every setting. Like I said, I know there would need to be certain accomodations in place for me to do some things, but anyone can pick me up and put me wherever I need to be to do pretty much anything. I suppose most pets would be quite terrifying, however.
For those talking the sex stuff. Assuming average proportional endowment, neither is going to really get to do anything conventionally speaking. I think the 1 foot me could bring some novelty to the bedroom, though.
I'm not sure what the 20' guy could possibly do.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 12:17 pm to cdhorn28
neither but forced to, 1 foot.
20 foot sounds awesome, no one would frick with you. however you could barely use any modern conveniences. not only could you not use them, but you wouldnt even fit in most modern modes of transportation. couldnt probably get into most buildings.
20 foot sounds awesome, no one would frick with you. however you could barely use any modern conveniences. not only could you not use them, but you wouldnt even fit in most modern modes of transportation. couldnt probably get into most buildings.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 12:33 pm to biglego
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But at least if I’m 20’ tall, I’ll make millions in the nba
My first thought, you would be unstoppable. You could drop the ball in from outside the paint so never a 3 second violation. The ball would be going down from the time it left you hand so any attempt on the ball would be goal tending.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:35 pm to Y.A. Tittle
If the 20’ guy had the dong of a regular 6’ guy. That’d be the saddest scenario.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:36 pm to cdhorn28
Easy choice. 20 feet tall.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:40 pm to cdhorn28
Women would be way more interested and curious about having sex with a 20 foot tall man than a 1 foot tall man.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:43 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Right. Even if they can’t handle the elephant dong, they’ll want to try. A 1’ guy will have a 2” weiner that women will not want to fool with. A 1’ guy is like the size of a cabbage patch doll
Posted on 6/12/25 at 2:06 pm to biglego
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Right. Even if they can’t handle the elephant dong, they’ll want to try. A 1’ guy will have a 2” weiner that women will not want to fool with. A 1’ guy is like the size of a cabbage patch doll
A 20 foot tall dude would need an AI virtual assistant to help him schedule all his pussy appointments.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 3:20 pm to whitetiger1234
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Would you rather have teeth as pubes, or pubes as teeth?
Would you rather every time you speak you yell, or have to say “heil hitler” before the start of every sentence?
Would you rather every time you sneeze, you shite yourself, or not be able to tell the difference between babies and food?
Would you rather every time you take a shite, you wipe with your bare hands, or just be able to wipe one time each dump?
That’s an impressive list of questions. You should be a screenwriter or something similar.
Posted on 6/13/25 at 5:51 pm to St Augustine
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Provided you have basic balance, and can even moderately jog you would 110% see the court.
Are we taking a proportional 20'
Your hands would be too damn big for the ball and you'd be squashing players left and right.
20' is just too damn big. You'd be 3x the size of the rest.
Posted on 6/13/25 at 5:54 pm to SallysHuman
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1' tall
Male or Female?
Female = a real spinner
Male = a human dart in great demand for weak folks
Posted on 6/13/25 at 8:10 pm to Mid Iowa Tiger
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The chicks clit would be 1/2 your size.
Just sit in front of it and speed bag on the bean.
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