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re: If you had to choose 5 celebrities to live with on a deserted Island, who would they be?

Posted on 12/19/17 at 2:20 pm to
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84759 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

like how everyone assumes these hot celebrity women will just be lining up to bang them.

It may take a while but they're eventually probably going to want to have sex.

Females need a stiff thick cock jammed up inside them every now and then. They crave it. It’s science.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

2 hot chicks
a good cook
2 funny guys


umm, unless the cook is a woman, the math is wrong and that means your gonna be fricking one of the guys
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
20361 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 2:22 pm to
Sierra Skye
Kate Beckinsale
.
.
.

That's enough for me. I'm not greedy.
Posted by biggsc
Member since Mar 2009
34777 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

Sierra Skye
Kate Beckinsale

Only want two?
Posted by biggsc
Member since Mar 2009
34777 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 2:26 pm to

Boobies
This post was edited on 12/19/17 at 2:28 pm
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 2:32 pm to
Give me:

Anna Kendrick
Tiffany Lakosky (hot hunting chick)
Giada
Katie (chef chick from the Giada vs Katie thread)
Gordon Ramsay

3 chefs and a hunter. Bonus comedy when Gordon starts cussing out people for being fricking dumbasses.
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
25293 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 2:33 pm to
Being stuck on an island with only women would get old real quick, esp these hot model types who would be bitching about everything and not helping do anything. As the lone male you’d lose your mind within a month, and that’s assuming that they would actually all want to frick you

Couple of my buddies and 3 hot chicks, when they start bitching we can go off and do our own thing
Posted by SirSaintly
Uptown, New Orleans
Member since Feb 2013
3187 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 2:40 pm to
1. Gal Gadot
2. Melissa Benoist
3. Sophia Bush
4. Jensen Ackles
5. Channing Tatum the last 2 b/c sometimes you just need some bro time
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 6:07 pm to
quote:

umm, unless the cook is a woman, the math is wrong and that means your gonna be fricking one of the guys
Umm, if you assume the cook is a woman, the math works out perfectly...

You're smart.

ETA: It's odd that your mind went straight to fricking guys. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
This post was edited on 12/19/17 at 6:11 pm
Posted by Keys Open Doors
In hiding with Tupac & XXXTentacion
Member since Dec 2008
32893 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 6:12 pm to
Bear Grylls or Les Stround
Giada de Laurentis
Jessa Rhodes
Jennifer Lawrence
Emily Ratajkowski
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 6:14 pm to
quote:

Scarlette Joe
Jennifer Lawrence
Julianne Hough
Martha Stewart
Gabrielle Iglesias (to lighten the mood and also make me look better to the girls)




Replace Gabrielle with Bill Burr and I'm good with that.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216476 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 6:20 pm to
quote:

Boobies



Wonder how that guys night went..............
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
24393 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 6:31 pm to
Tom Waits
Jimmy Buffet
Emma Stone
Daisy Ridley
Todd Snider
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
14184 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 6:38 pm to
I like the idea of getting the thicker girls like Hendricks. Everyone is going to lose weight. The thicker girls will start looking really damn good while the skinny girls will start looking like Auschwitz.
Posted by crazycubes
Member since Jan 2016
5256 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:29 pm to
I would need five fat celebrities to help me eat all the ice cream on said island

Eta, not reading 5 pages, did someone make that joke already?
This post was edited on 12/19/17 at 7:31 pm
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138535 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:35 pm to
Y'all picking some worthless fricks to be on a deserted island with

Hope y'all have that breitling that has the satellite detection that costs a frickton but can rescue you quickly

Otherwise, y'all will be dead inside of a week
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:41 pm to
None, unless they have survival skills. I'm not bringing some high maintenance skanks.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:43 pm to
Yeah this thread is sad. Just a bunch of dudes listing the 5 chicks they think would be desperate enough to frick them on a deserted island.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:46 pm to
There are plenty of hot chicks out there with real survival skills. Here's one that cleans up well and will clean your clock on the slopes:

Melissa Arnot - Summitted Mt. Everest six times, once without oxygen.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77244 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

TH03


Are you a celebrity?
just wondering.
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